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Old 05-09-2009, 08:39 PM   #276
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hahahahahah Snort hahahahahah I hear ya sista!
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Old 05-09-2009, 08:42 PM   #277
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HOLY HELL!! Full fledge snort on the speaker phone!! I just explained it was my Gay Online Lover and everyone got quiet and stopped caring
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Old 05-14-2009, 04:29 PM   #278
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OMG...you are the sexiest thing going. Give me some baby...
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:34 AM   #279
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:54 AM   #280
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"holy crap you said something smart! Im impressed!"


I would like to stress I say lots of smart things. Okay, maybe not, i'm too busy trying to be funny. Maybe instead of being funny, I'll turn into the "smart guy" and drop amazingly educated lingo on you to prove my superiority. Wait, isn't that some kind of complex? Like, small man complex or something? ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Old 05-15-2009, 05:55 PM   #281
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You people who never say who it's for Piss Me Off..........

(what can I say...I like to leave some things to the imagination)
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Old 05-15-2009, 05:59 PM   #282
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You make lovin' a Daily Head Trauma....but I still likes ya anyway
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:02 PM   #283
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I figured she got the leg licking thing from you, sexy! Might have to put you over my knee...
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:22 PM   #284
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Do I have to like you to lick you?
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:26 PM   #285
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and this is why I post what I do... because if I feel it... so does someone else..


"I do not have the same time here at this site, but I feel the same..not fun, I thought I was the only one......"
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Old 05-16-2009, 09:51 AM   #286
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You people who never say who it's for Piss Me Off..........

(what can I say...I like to leave some things to the imagination)
LOL....looks like you made someone mad with that one....I'm guessing it was about the Dedication Line??
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Old 05-16-2009, 09:53 AM   #287
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I think it was more jealousy than mad. I'm sure he'll get over it. He's getting used to this Canadian pain in the ass
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Old 05-16-2009, 09:55 AM   #288
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I think it was more jealousy than mad. I'm sure he'll get over it. He's getting used to this Canadian pain in the ass
Well I'm sure the poor chap must have the patience of a saint to get used to you....wish him the best for me
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Old 05-16-2009, 09:57 AM   #289
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Most days he does...I'm not going to post openly about his soft, sensitive, caring side...that may bruise his tough man image. I'll wish him the very best I assure you.
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Old 05-16-2009, 09:59 AM   #290
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Old 05-16-2009, 10:07 AM   #291
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Hope you have a bigger bat than that MR. MAN!
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Old 05-16-2009, 10:13 AM   #292
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The better of you, your rage has gotten....much anger it has created inside you....what will Brandon think??
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Old 05-16-2009, 10:32 AM   #293
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The better of you, your rage has gotten....much anger it has created inside you....what will Brandon think??
All part of the boy's training Mr Solo.

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Old 05-17-2009, 10:15 AM   #294
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I am a huge dork. I just found the place where these rep messages reside. I have them going back a year, and never saw them until just now.

My latest is : "The force is strong in you"
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Old 05-17-2009, 12:57 PM   #295
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Cute! Keeping me smiling!
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Old 05-17-2009, 01:19 PM   #296
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I need tıo smile.
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Old 05-17-2009, 01:47 PM   #297
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Old 05-17-2009, 03:29 PM   #298
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aww...im sure he knows... hugs...


he does, we talked it out, its on the mend for now...just thought you should know...thanks for the rep!
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Old 05-17-2009, 03:31 PM   #299
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LMFAO ~ you are nutz!
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Old 05-17-2009, 10:12 PM   #300
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I have 1650709618 reputation points. Is that a lot?
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