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Old 11-17-2017, 09:12 PM   #7826
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How do you check it?
click on "User CP" in the upper left... and scroll down.
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Old 11-24-2017, 09:38 AM   #7827
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This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
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Old 11-24-2017, 11:40 AM   #7828
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No, would you want me to be?
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Old 11-24-2017, 03:12 PM   #7829
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thanks for improving my vocabulary
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Old 11-24-2017, 03:32 PM   #7830
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Technically, I don't like this comment. Sadly, I've found that many of the vets here don't care about availability. They just wanna post and post until they one day die. Fuck that. Let the discreet shenanigans fly, I say. It helps me survive.
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Old 11-24-2017, 04:51 PM   #7831
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Technically, I don't like this comment. Sadly, I've found that many of the vets here don't care about availability. They just wanna post and post until they one day die. Fuck that. Let the discreet shenanigans fly, I say. It helps me survive.
There are shenanigans here??? ...what are those?
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Old 11-24-2017, 04:55 PM   #7832
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There are shenanigans here??? ...what are those?
you shall haveta ask the red repper
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Old 11-24-2017, 11:21 PM   #7833
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you shall haveta ask the red repper
you lost me on that one too..
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Old 11-24-2017, 11:34 PM   #7834
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Spoiler alert...just teasing!
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Old 11-25-2017, 03:50 AM   #7835
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That’s so effing funny!!!!
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Old 11-25-2017, 04:25 PM   #7836
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How lovely!
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Old 11-25-2017, 05:00 PM   #7837
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This should be the correct answer to life the universe and everything.
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Old 11-25-2017, 05:18 PM   #7838
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It was blank... thanks sparki
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Old 11-25-2017, 05:26 PM   #7839
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It was blank... thanks sparki
I had one of those too - sparki, type stuff in the box before pressing the button
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Old 11-25-2017, 05:56 PM   #7840
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Old 11-26-2017, 08:47 PM   #7841
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Old 11-26-2017, 09:27 PM   #7842
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Old 12-01-2017, 08:57 PM   #7843
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made me laugh ... and I needed that.
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Old 12-01-2017, 09:03 PM   #7844
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I can't share what it said, but it made me LMAO
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Old 12-01-2017, 09:06 PM   #7845
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Old 12-10-2017, 03:15 PM   #7846
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Old 12-10-2017, 03:16 PM   #7847
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Old 12-10-2017, 04:20 PM   #7848
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I would never do such a thing to you!!
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