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Old 04-06-2009, 05:47 PM   #76
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You have to pass out more....but me....want some more?
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Old 04-06-2009, 05:48 PM   #77
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You have to pass out more....but me....want some more?
LOL...Hold the phone....you can just give them out continuously?? No waiting for you??

Your av looks especially cute btw today
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Old 04-06-2009, 05:55 PM   #78
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Nice work!! That Barkiss IS a jackass isn't he??

LOL!!!
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Old 04-06-2009, 05:57 PM   #79
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Nice work!! That Barkiss IS a jackass isn't he??

LOL!!!
Ok...I need names!
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Old 04-06-2009, 06:32 PM   #80
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Ok...I need names!
I have to boost you back up!!! I always side with the girls

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Old 04-06-2009, 06:34 PM   #81
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I have to boost you back up!!! I always side with the girls

He he!!!
Oh...we so don't want this game to start.....I can also read rep pts btw. Kristy30....you will get yours...
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Old 04-06-2009, 06:36 PM   #82
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Oh...we so don't want this game to start.....I can also read rep pts btw. Kristy30....you will get yours...
HEY!!!
Excuse me I need to spread some points around.
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Old 04-06-2009, 06:37 PM   #83
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HEY!!!
Excuse me I need to spread some points around.
Ok...so I lied, I didn't read. But you just confirmed...thanks!
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Old 04-06-2009, 06:39 PM   #84
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Ok...so I lied, I didn't read. But you just confirmed...thanks!
IOU more red points.
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Old 04-06-2009, 07:02 PM   #85
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Old 04-06-2009, 07:57 PM   #86
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Old 04-06-2009, 08:16 PM   #87
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Old 04-06-2009, 08:25 PM   #88
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its early yet - ill work on putting a smile on that beautiful face

awwww what a sweetie...
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Old 04-06-2009, 09:18 PM   #89
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Old 04-06-2009, 11:59 PM   #90
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:07 AM   #91
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Good luck PHJ!
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:17 AM   #92
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that's a scary thought actually!!
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:30 AM   #93
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Old 04-07-2009, 03:16 PM   #95
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Old 04-07-2009, 03:22 PM   #96
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Same here! How original huh?
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Old 04-08-2009, 11:49 AM   #97
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Old 04-08-2009, 11:51 AM   #98
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Lmao!!
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Old 04-08-2009, 11:53 AM   #99
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Hahahahahahahaha OMG that's great!!
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Old 04-08-2009, 11:54 AM   #100
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where do u get this shit???? lmao
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