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Old 03-10-2010, 02:01 PM   #1276
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Love this song! And my daughter sings it al the top of her lungs...off key, of course...lol
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:13 PM   #1277
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aww, you are a good friend...just be there for her...that is the best thing you can do for her
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:13 PM   #1278
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damn and I thought it was just a butt crack showing
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:02 AM   #1279
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I know i was getting him over that too! LOL
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:07 AM   #1280
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Funny, you don't look like a Chinese laundryman.

You'd be surprised....
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Old 03-11-2010, 08:08 AM   #1281
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Nice touch my dear
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Old 03-11-2010, 09:17 AM   #1282
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"That suuuucks. Sorry. "
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Old 03-11-2010, 09:23 AM   #1283
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Its so gay I can not even post it.
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:00 PM   #1284
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Well stated...bravo
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:23 PM   #1285
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me too!!! want to go steady? LOL

I am feeling like hell and this made me smile so and thank you to this person!

pssssst meet me behind the bleachers tomorrow at 3!
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Old 03-11-2010, 05:52 PM   #1286
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Hahahaha she so could kick his ass!!! She is am amazon compared to him he wears lifts too! LOL

(LMAO. Chuck Norris wears lifts!!! )
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Old 03-11-2010, 05:54 PM   #1287
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dont I know it!
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Old 03-11-2010, 06:23 PM   #1288
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*Sharp inhale!* BALDY. That is sooo bad!!!
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Old 03-11-2010, 11:41 PM   #1289
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Good One!!! And by a girl too WOOHOO!
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:29 AM   #1290
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"Hope it went well."
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Old 03-12-2010, 07:59 AM   #1291
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I can only hope that I am somewhat responsible for at least 1% of that remaining 10%, that would make my day today

Dork lol
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:02 AM   #1292
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thank you!!

np would do it again..in a heartbeat
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Old 03-12-2010, 09:31 AM   #1293
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Good one!!!
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Old 03-12-2010, 10:01 AM   #1294
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I know I dont know you very well but I am so impressed with you! Just saying!

How sweet is that?!
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Old 03-12-2010, 10:16 AM   #1295
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just be responsible..I hate taking car keys away
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:45 PM   #1296
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WEll clearly YOU ALL were sleeping in so SOMEONE had to be at the front of the welcome line!

(you my friend crack me the fuck up!)
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:47 PM   #1297
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OMG Lear! ummm speechless...absolutely speechless!
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Old 03-12-2010, 01:12 PM   #1298
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Just too smiley faces rolling on the floor.
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Old 03-12-2010, 01:33 PM   #1299
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OMG! "Picking the bugs off me like monkeys do"! One of the best lines I've EVER seen here! You are TOO awesomely hilarious!
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OMG . . . . that is horrible . . . . funny as hell, but horrible!!

(well, it's funny NOW )
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