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Old 04-09-2009, 05:56 PM   #126
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awww frig...I went and gave you points for the great thread you started...now I can't give you the red you so deserve until I spread some love around! brb
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:57 PM   #127
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OK....even though you said EVERYONE!!....I'll try to help dig you out of the Red Hole
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:58 PM   #128
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OK....even though you said EVERYONE!!....I'll try to help dig you out of the Red Hole
Awwww, you got green ones...good for you
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Old 04-09-2009, 05:58 PM   #129
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awww frig...I went and gave you points for the great thread you started...now I can't give you the red you so deserve until I spread some love around! brb
Yeah...I was going to give him some sweet greenery too.....but good thing I held off!!!!
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Old 04-09-2009, 06:02 PM   #130
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Awwww, you got green ones...good for you
Yeah...who'd a thunk you were so cute?
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Old 04-09-2009, 06:03 PM   #131
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Yeah...who'd a thunk you were so cute?
Just you and Michael Vick apparantly
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Old 04-09-2009, 06:50 PM   #132
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Ain't, ain't, ain't, ain't, ain't, ain't, ain't

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Old 04-09-2009, 07:33 PM   #133
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LOL your not the only one..!
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Old 04-09-2009, 07:38 PM   #134
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what is the red points bandit?


You don't want to know!
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Old 04-09-2009, 08:31 PM   #135
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WFT....LMAO,,,,WTF I know I know!!
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Old 04-10-2009, 01:20 AM   #136
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you didn't answer the question
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Old 04-10-2009, 01:32 AM   #137
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thanks for the support...and I lost your IM info... Please re-invite me to your yahoo
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:05 AM   #138
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i would want you to stay on my side when i sleep..in my arms
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:54 AM   #139
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thank you for the song.. it is cool..
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Old 04-14-2009, 12:05 AM   #140
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Old 04-14-2009, 12:13 AM   #141
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I would love to, Darlin!
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Old 04-14-2009, 02:01 AM   #142
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nice signature!!!
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:49 AM   #143
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Consumption on the buffet? lol
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Old 04-15-2009, 11:23 AM   #144
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Still got the red points from Han... anyone might want to change that PLEASE?????????
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Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Still got the red points from Han... anyone might want to change that PLEASE?????????
You bet, I will do it right now
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Old 04-15-2009, 12:00 PM   #147
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Why did you get red marks from han?
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Old 04-15-2009, 12:05 PM   #149
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Why did you get red marks from han?
Because i was part of a ultra secret temporary women fighting team to help gdgrl, nice was our leader... i'm surprised you were not in our team lol
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Because i was part of a ultra secret temporary women fighting team to help gdgrl, nice was our leader... i'm surprised you were not in our team lol

Ahhhhh I got the memo but I couldn't do it..... I'm saving all of my RED ones for when he pisses me off
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