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Old 12-16-2011, 01:10 PM   #51
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Well..you got the first part down right..the no camming policy. Makes me wanna send u all my entire folder of goodies. Good job man..didn't think it could be done.
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Old 12-16-2011, 01:12 PM   #52
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Are you wearing your Hyper-Colored undies again?

If I were you I would be dreaming of sugar plum fairies instead.
And cutting down on the spiked eggnog.
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Old 12-16-2011, 01:20 PM   #53
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I figured how it was rather easy in fact. The problem is the pics I get sent are of naked 83 year olds.
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I especially love getting the exact same naked pic from two different women. Nothing says loving like fresh from the Google image search.
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And, admittedly, where Gabby has without a doubt revealed more of her boobies than I have....we have both been known to send up the boob signal more than once.
There's a boob signal?
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Tom, I don't think you are specific enough. There's a difference between saying, "send me some food" and "send me a sundae with java chip ice cream, caramel/hot fudge sauce, whipped cream and 4 cherries on top."

you see the contrast? that may explain why boobies are still being tossed around..so to speak.

if that's what you want, here:



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Old 12-16-2011, 01:58 PM   #58
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uh...that's not my hand, but feel free to keep shaking it
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Old 12-16-2011, 02:02 PM   #59
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Tom, I don't think you are specific enough. There's a difference between saying, "send me some food" and "send me a sundae with java chip ice cream, caramel/hot fudge sauce, whipped cream and 4 cherries on top."

you see the contrast? that may explain why boobies are still being tossed around..so to speak.

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well thank you Jill, and you are on point as usual. But I've always said "If you've seen ONE boob, chances are you've seen the other one too".
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There's also a secret hand shake.
Phhhh, I am not falling for that again!!

I always say, fool me 18 times shame on you, fool me 19 times shame on me
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well thank you Jill, and you are on point as usual. But I've always said "If you've seen ONE boob, chances are you've seen the other one too".
I must interject here..she may have had a mastectomy..plz lets not generalize. Tx.
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uh...that's not my hand, but feel free to keep shaking it
I think that would require a .gif
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I must interject here..she may have had a mastectomy..plz lets not generalize. Tx.
"chances are"! I thought of this and covered myself...I got this!
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I think that would require a .gif
and possibly $20, depending on what part of town you're in.
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Phhhh, I am not falling for that again!!

I always say, fool me 18 times shame on you, fool me 19 times shame on me
Shame and humiliation role play comes after the picture swap. You're just lagging behind.
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and possibly $20, depending on what part of town you're in.
wow. Thanks for providing that critical information sooner... I could have already cleared 200 bucks this week.
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Old 12-16-2011, 06:45 PM   #67
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Hi there. I'm relatively new to the site, having just been here for a little over 2 years. I'm having a little trouble convincing women to photograph themselves naked and in sexually compromising positions and then send me the photographs so that I can masturbate to them on my own time and without having to get involved with a lot of "chit chat" about problems and issues they may be dealing with in their lives. Is there a certain number of posts I am required to make before I can get access to this feature? Thanks.
First get several AV's of naked male models (the more semi gay the better).

*Warning! Do not pic young asian men as your AV.*

Next brush up on pretty talk that seems authentic.

And next, let it be known that you are in a serious relationship (girls love competition).

Lastly. Do not cam! Once the word gets around about your 'action figure' collection in the background all doors will close.
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long time listener, first time caller, here.

I think what you really need to do is just take your own photos! Really! Ladies don't mind. Just hang around at places where you're likely to meet some classy ladies.. such as: Denny's, Walmart (psst, they even have a site just for these folks), and Sunoco, especially in the beef jerky section. Keep your camera ready and just.. well, you know the rest. Happy clicking!

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Do what I do ... tell em you will bring back the Boxer / Panty thread if they send you 1 good photographic reason .... then run like hell.
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Do what I do ... tell em you will bring back the Boxer / Panty thread if they send you 1 good photographic reason .... then run like hell.
So how does the mod who started this thread NOT know about this power?
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since I don't ever get any, please ignore whatever I might say here because it's guaranteed not to be of any help
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So how does the mod who started this thread NOT know about this power?
I'm the "Affirmative Action" mod.
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