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Old 07-10-2017, 01:03 AM   #6451
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:23 AM   #6452
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:42 AM   #6453
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:43 AM   #6454
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:37 PM   #6455
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:12 PM   #6456
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I'd love to...
(This is the NEXT person... right?)

Move my stuff ...
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:30 PM   #6457
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:40 PM   #6458
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Old 07-12-2017, 12:31 PM   #6459
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Old 07-12-2017, 12:36 PM   #6460
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Old 07-12-2017, 12:42 PM   #6461
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Spit..shine...polish.
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Old 07-12-2017, 12:42 PM   #6462
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Spit..shine...polish.
Weird?..I was just doing that?
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Old 07-12-2017, 12:43 PM   #6463
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Pour another one
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Old 07-12-2017, 12:44 PM   #6464
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Old 07-12-2017, 02:10 PM   #6465
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Old 07-12-2017, 02:13 PM   #6466
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Old 07-12-2017, 02:14 PM   #6467
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Old 07-22-2017, 05:36 AM   #6468
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Old 07-22-2017, 05:40 AM   #6469
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Old 07-22-2017, 05:44 AM   #6470
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Old 07-22-2017, 05:47 AM   #6471
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Old 07-22-2017, 05:53 AM   #6472
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Tu es sofort!
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Old 07-29-2017, 01:24 PM   #6473
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Old 07-29-2017, 01:25 PM   #6474
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Old 07-29-2017, 07:45 PM   #6475
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get another tattoo
Believe it or not, I'm working on #6!

Just keep scrolling
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