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Old 06-27-2013, 10:05 PM   #176
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That does work well, doesn't it?
only if the person you're chatting with speaks English....
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Old 06-27-2013, 10:07 PM   #177
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Old 06-27-2013, 10:12 PM   #178
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Show me your left elbow. YES, just the left, that's the kinky one.
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Old 10-18-2013, 04:43 PM   #179
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what yo name is?
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Old 10-18-2013, 04:49 PM   #180
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I think we need a thread about best lines NOT to open a chat.... hahahahaha.
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Old 10-18-2013, 04:50 PM   #181
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Did I ever tell you the one about the priest, the nun and the buffalo?
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Old 10-18-2013, 04:51 PM   #182
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That post was so dumb I just had to ask you what the hell you were thinking.
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Old 10-18-2013, 08:59 PM   #183
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Hi I'ma leo what are you
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:28 PM   #184
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:29 PM   #185
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lol! this line was used on me tonight!

Hey Sweetie...... Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat ass is calling me. Lol he was funny!!
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:27 AM   #186
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Hey there! Is it cold in here or are you just glad to see me?
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Old 07-10-2017, 11:35 AM   #187
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Hey sugar you want to play around.
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:41 PM   #188
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You want dick picks? .. or just send them .. doesn't never not work 100% of the time
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:44 PM   #189
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You want dick picks? .. or just send them .. doesn't never not work 100% of the time
No!! Dick.pics never work. Ever. Just saying ..
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:04 PM   #190
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The best line ever used on me was, So, what's your story?

We had a great chat.
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Old 07-12-2017, 05:20 PM   #191
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So, you into fisting or what?
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Old 07-12-2017, 05:27 PM   #192
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A/S/L?
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Old 07-12-2017, 05:29 PM   #193
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What's a kit?
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Old 07-12-2017, 05:30 PM   #194
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What's are your thoughts on erotic enemas?
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Old 07-12-2017, 05:30 PM   #195
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How about them donut....holes?
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Old 07-12-2017, 05:32 PM   #196
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How about them donut....holes?
Nothing better than dunkin donuts
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Old 07-12-2017, 05:33 PM   #197
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Flaming projectile gerbil--Actual article from the LA Times
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
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Old 07-12-2017, 06:30 PM   #198
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Old 07-12-2017, 06:34 PM   #199
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Can you say "rubber baby buggy bumpers" 3 times real fast?
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Old 07-12-2017, 07:07 PM   #200
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