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Old 07-17-2017, 03:30 PM   #29901
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Lobster? Yeah I guess I can see that now.
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:32 PM   #29902
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This is my lucky morning.
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:46 PM   #29903
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This is my lucky afternoon!
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:00 PM   #29904
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Here doggie doggie.
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:06 PM   #29905
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:11 PM   #29906
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:13 PM   #29907
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:15 PM   #29908
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I'll take the Arts section.
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:18 PM   #29909
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I've never heard THAT one before!
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:00 PM   #29910
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You do realize those are my sunglasses.
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:04 PM   #29911
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You do realize those are my sunglasses.
I cant help it that I'm a klepto!
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:22 PM   #29912
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Fine, keep those. Don't touch the aviators though.
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:23 PM   #29913
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So, can I drive your car today?
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:42 PM   #29914
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are you making breakfast or am I your breakfast?
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:49 PM   #29915
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:53 PM   #29916
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:57 PM   #29918
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I've been waiting for this! MUhhhhaaaaahhhaahaahhhaaaa ~~!~~~~~

Now my dear ...about that tush ...let's have a good look ...oh my~ We need to do a bit of probing~ In fact ....LOTS of probing ..better tie you down for safety ...you'll love it~~~~

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Old 07-17-2017, 09:58 PM   #29919
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Wanna Stay home and excersize instead?

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Old 07-18-2017, 07:53 AM   #29920
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Get down! How many times do I have to tell you, stay off the bed!
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:35 AM   #29922
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Let's skip work today and just stay in bed
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Old 07-18-2017, 10:38 AM   #29923
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Max.. you stole my blue thong again?!?!
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Old 07-18-2017, 10:40 AM   #29924
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Old 07-18-2017, 10:41 AM   #29925
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