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Old 07-10-2017, 09:49 PM   #101
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getting my veggie bullet .. LOVE it!!
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Old 07-10-2017, 10:28 PM   #102
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Old 07-10-2017, 10:51 PM   #103
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getting my veggie bullet .. LOVE it!!
I know the bullet is a sex toy... I am almost scared to ask... is it an edible vibrator?
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Old 07-10-2017, 11:48 PM   #104
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Old 07-11-2017, 12:04 AM   #105
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Course correction for the office environment. I know it may not be good for the ones involved, but better for the business in the long run.
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Old 07-11-2017, 10:26 AM   #106
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I know the bullet is a sex toy... I am almost scared to ask... is it an edible vibrator?
Hahaha ....omg no..it's for the kitchen. I am all about eating healthy and making my own stuff..
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Old 07-11-2017, 10:27 AM   #107
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leaving work at 1 and heading down the shore to celebrate hubs bday with his cousins
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Old 07-12-2017, 12:48 AM   #108
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My migraine only later 11 hours..
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Old 07-12-2017, 08:49 AM   #109
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A colleague at another location persuaded me to come to a luncheon and a speaker tomorrow. Sweet kid who promised to give me a big hug if I came. Made me smile.

But it also is pathetic that I need to travel to a luncheon to even get a hug.
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Old 07-12-2017, 09:26 AM   #110
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A colleague at another location persuaded me to come to a luncheon and a speaker tomorrow. Sweet kid who promised to give me a big hug if I came. Made me smile.

But it also is pathetic that I need to travel to a luncheon to even get a hug.
consider yourself lucky.. I've been to several luncheons and still haven't gotten one..
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Old 07-12-2017, 11:34 AM   #111
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Knowing the family is going out of town for the night so I get the house all to myself tonight. Naked day!!!
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Old 07-12-2017, 12:26 PM   #112
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Bought some Vaseline to treat the hinges on the shed...when I read the tin as I was applying it..I discovered it was Lip Balm

Ah well..maybe it made the hinges happy..who knows?
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Old 07-12-2017, 08:50 PM   #113
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planning another cousins long weekend getaway for Sept and already planning some vacations for next year!! Please let me get through these 3 next vacations this year first..
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Old 07-12-2017, 09:22 PM   #114
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Old 07-12-2017, 09:49 PM   #115
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My blood pressure was low..
I found a PCP finally..
Catching up with a friend at work I haven't seen in a while..
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Old 07-13-2017, 04:00 PM   #116
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she woke me up after a cpl hour nap and my migraine was gone
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Old 07-13-2017, 04:03 PM   #117
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Old 07-27-2017, 02:56 AM   #118
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Old 07-27-2017, 06:39 AM   #119
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Old 07-27-2017, 06:16 PM   #120
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He's cleared for everything and his mind is at ease.
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Old 07-27-2017, 06:18 PM   #121
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A great house inspection...
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Old 07-27-2017, 06:18 PM   #122
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Old 07-27-2017, 09:20 PM   #123
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That I am not a sea lion, they have it rough
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That I am not a sea lion, they have it rough
Sea Lions are mean

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Oh my gosh! That was awful.

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