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Old 05-19-2017, 09:48 PM   #26
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I'm not clicking on any of these links .... nor going to link myself

Any Celine Dion song .... suck it
Thanks. I was just about to hunt down a link to one of her atrocities, but got distracted by Mariah Carey.

Oh those screechers.
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Old 05-19-2017, 10:18 PM   #28
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Okay....I'll admit it....I only picked that one because I wanted an excuse to watch it again
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Old 05-19-2017, 10:55 PM   #29
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I was eating lunch at a sidewalk cafe today when this ghetto "artist" pulled up in an old van. He took out a monstrous boombox and played the most obnoxious set of tunes I've ever heard. You could hear it a block away.

Then he broke out a case of spray paint and start making his "art" on old pieces of plywood. I about passed out for the fumes.

He seemed to really be pleased with himself ... as if crowds were going to rush to buy his crap.

That's one playlist I don't want to hear again.
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:11 PM   #30
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Sorry if this offends someone... I loathe this!

https://youtu.be/HQW7I62TNOw
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:12 PM   #31
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:24 PM   #32
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:26 PM   #33
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:28 PM   #34
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Awww. C'mon Barbie!

Let's go party
Fuck! Looking it up has got it stuck in my head! It might work in Fort Dick though
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Makes me barf! Fuck the falsetto!

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Fuck! Looking it up has got it stuck in my head! It might work in Fort Dick though
Enough Cider and of course!

Cheers to Fort Dick!
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:45 PM   #37
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all forms. My minion still likes to play it and watch me twitch

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Old 05-19-2017, 11:59 PM   #38
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This is the worst of so many worsts! But I have danced to the damn thing once after way too much tequila

https://youtu.be/WPiEbYSF9kE
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Another one! Wtf!

La Vaca Moo ~ Mala Fe

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Old 05-20-2017, 12:04 AM   #40
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Huh..wouldn't let me quote...so here...

http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.co...8&postcount=33

Someone I work with likes to bust out for some ungodly reason in the middle of a shift. He sings the "woofs" wrong and it drives me buggy.
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Old 05-20-2017, 01:24 AM   #41
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Who Let the Dogs Out? Who, who?


I used to travel with an assistant and he used to sing this over and over.

So I loaded my bag with a brick, and smashed his Subway meatball lunch.

Silento.
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Ok. Confession is good for the soul, right?

You all know I love me some Swedish Bands. Roxette is awesome.

Except for this song. It makes me wanna hurl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4
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Old 05-21-2017, 12:26 AM   #43
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You knew it was coming back....

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That. Is. Truly. Hideous.
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Do I win?
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You're certainly the front runner.
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I don't understand this thread but love this song.

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