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Old 11-09-2010, 03:25 AM   #2551
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Onto happier times are you?
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:30 AM   #2552
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You just need to get ahold of me. Maybe happier times are in the future?
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:34 AM   #2553
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Future conversations would be great but now I must go to bed.
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:37 AM   #2554
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Bed is where I have been trying to get all night. Now what?
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Old 11-09-2010, 06:47 AM   #2555
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what the clever thing to do at this moment is to crawl between the sheets
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:01 AM   #2556
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Sheets are best when they are crisp and clean
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:05 AM   #2557
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clean but for the moment, and when all is said and done, back to the drawing board we go
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:07 AM   #2558
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go ahead and seize the day
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:08 AM   #2559
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day is dawning cool and crisp, but oh what a feeling.......
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:34 AM   #2560
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feeling my hands need softened before i glide them over some silky soft ladies skin.....
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:36 AM   #2561
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skin that is openly there for the job at hand as he checks his hip waders to see if he has a bite.....
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:47 AM   #2562
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bite is what he gently does...as he see's the want to in her eyes....
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Old 11-09-2010, 10:12 PM   #2563
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Off comes the mask and on goes the blindfold
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Old 11-09-2010, 10:14 PM   #2564
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Blindfold and sensual strokes go great together
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Old 11-09-2010, 10:25 PM   #2565
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together we are off to a great start with
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Old 11-09-2010, 10:25 PM   #2566
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together the galaxies swing and dance in the ultimate cosmic battle
(what is wrong with me? lol)
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Old 11-09-2010, 10:26 PM   #2567
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battle me for the whipped cream so i can
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Old 11-09-2010, 10:29 PM   #2568
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can full of whipped cream is worth battling over
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Old 11-09-2010, 10:32 PM   #2569
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over to the sofa we shall chase each other before
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Old 11-09-2010, 10:35 PM   #2570
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before i trip and fall and break my crown
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:07 AM   #2571
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crown now needs polishing as she pulls out
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:09 AM   #2572
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Out of the Blue Jeans My Dear !
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:10 AM   #2573
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dear when will you learn to use the romantic approach instead of using your caveman instincts......
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:15 AM   #2574
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Instincts Tell Me ,She Likes Cave Men .
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:16 AM   #2575
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men who know what tools are and how to use them in a diligent manner
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