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Old 06-29-2010, 03:07 AM   #301
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Old 06-29-2010, 04:31 AM   #302
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Old 06-29-2010, 04:33 AM   #303
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Life that journey we all live for.
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Old 06-29-2010, 04:39 AM   #304
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Old 06-29-2010, 04:46 AM   #305
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Pleasure is but an illusive goal that keeps one pressing forward.
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Old 06-29-2010, 05:02 AM   #306
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Old 06-29-2010, 05:05 AM   #307
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Pack the car and here west to the land of hope and dreams.
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Old 06-29-2010, 05:15 AM   #308
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Old 06-29-2010, 05:20 AM   #309
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Together would be sweet and be sitting by thy feet.
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Feet are not my favourite part of the body
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Old 06-29-2010, 05:24 AM   #311
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Body parts are all imporant but the ones that are covered the most are the best.
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Old 06-29-2010, 06:05 AM   #312
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Best keep them covered and out of the sun!
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Old 06-29-2010, 06:07 AM   #313
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sun makes us smile
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Old 06-29-2010, 08:34 AM   #314
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Old 06-29-2010, 08:35 AM   #315
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With thread you also need a needle
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:15 AM   #316
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:22 AM   #317
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peril? wasn't that a girl called beryl?
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beryl is what?
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:34 AM   #319
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Whatever you want her to be
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:48 AM   #320
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To be or not to be?
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want to be a flag
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A flag under a snow storm?
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Storm can feel cosy if all snuggled up inside in the warmth and safety!
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