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Old 08-31-2010, 12:23 AM   #1301
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:25 AM   #1302
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Go where with you? I don't do that, I don't think. Not yet anyway...
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Old 08-31-2010, 03:04 AM   #1303
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Anyway, I asked him to make sure the straps were nice and tight before we began.
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Old 08-31-2010, 03:09 AM   #1304
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began an experiment with her tonight. Can she control her orgasm?
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Old 08-31-2010, 04:25 AM   #1305
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orgasm ....hmmmm is something i would want to have right now
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Old 08-31-2010, 06:32 AM   #1306
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Now I have to go back to work again. I feel I just got off.
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Old 08-31-2010, 06:41 AM   #1307
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off the shore is where i want to have you
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Old 08-31-2010, 07:24 AM   #1308
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you and I have many things to explore, so let's begin....
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:09 AM   #1309
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begin by remembering to breath...
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:19 AM   #1310
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breath in this beautiful morning air!
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:22 AM   #1311
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Air Canada is changing my tickets again!
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:59 AM   #1312
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Again, does it mean you have to change other plans?
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Old 08-31-2010, 09:57 AM   #1313
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Plans are needed for me for this coming weekend.
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:24 PM   #1314
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Weekend warriers cause themselves a lot of problems.
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Old 08-31-2010, 09:35 PM   #1315
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Problems they have,but at least they're not major
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Old 08-31-2010, 10:01 PM   #1316
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Major problems persist in our economy.
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:10 PM   #1317
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Economy mode at work today means slow but efficient results.
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:11 PM   #1318
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results will be seen after 3 weeks of exercising
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:20 PM   #1319
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Exercising regularlyproduces results.
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:23 PM   #1320
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Results of the tests will be back Friday.
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:27 PM   #1321
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friday is the best day of the work week
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:30 PM   #1322
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Week three from now and there will be an empty nest here.
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:43 PM   #1323
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here on MAF is where i want to be now
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:52 PM   #1324
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Now it is getting closer to my bedtime...
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:56 PM   #1325
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bedtime is in the morning when you work overnight
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