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Old 06-23-2010, 10:28 AM   #126
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facilities? I'm stumped!!!
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Old 06-23-2010, 10:30 AM   #127
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Old 06-23-2010, 10:42 AM   #128
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Say, say, say is a song by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:17 PM   #129
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:21 PM   #130
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Mississippi has a couple of nice golf courses I hear
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:36 PM   #131
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hear what you want...think what you will
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:40 PM   #132
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:41 PM   #133
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:45 PM   #134
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:53 PM   #135
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Old 06-23-2010, 03:17 PM   #136
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lived like a king until he lost it all
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Old 06-23-2010, 03:25 PM   #137
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Old 06-23-2010, 03:38 PM   #138
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life is grand, especially when shared with the people you love
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Old 06-23-2010, 03:41 PM   #139
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Old 06-23-2010, 03:43 PM   #140
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force is something I can do without.....do not try to force me to do something I don't want to do because you will piss me off
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Old 06-23-2010, 03:57 PM   #141
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Off is the flip i switch when people arent worth my time!!!
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Old 06-23-2010, 04:01 PM   #142
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Old 06-23-2010, 04:03 PM   #143
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Wisely the old owl watches and waits to see who will next pass the gate.
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Old 06-23-2010, 04:27 PM   #144
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Old 06-23-2010, 04:29 PM   #145
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Old 06-23-2010, 04:42 PM   #146
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Slowly I work my hands down her back
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Old 06-23-2010, 04:43 PM   #147
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Her back was supported by nice hips.
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Old 06-23-2010, 05:04 PM   #148
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Hips that sway help guide a traveler on the way.
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Old 06-23-2010, 06:36 PM   #150
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Pack a lunch and lets have some fun there is much to be done.
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