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Old 02-02-2011, 10:44 AM   #301
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:47 AM   #302
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WHAT???? I don't believe it!
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:51 AM   #303
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WHAT???? I don't believe it!

I know sort of a shock but nothing a little deep throating wont take care of


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Old 02-02-2011, 10:54 AM   #304
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am not a fan of peeps im'ing me without askin first....to me it's like a spider sneak attackin me from the ceiling...freaks me out....LOL....
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:56 AM   #305
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am not a fan of peeps im'ing me without askin first....to me it's like a spider sneak attackin me from the ceiling...freaks me out....LOL....

I will admit that the spider sneak attack had me laughing
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:57 AM   #306
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. . . That I am happy to have the day off but I have been on the phone with my mom for the last 20 minutes and have no excuse to get her to shut up! (she was sneaky and called from my dad's cell phone)
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:58 AM   #307
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. . . That I am happy to have the day off but I have been on the phone with my mom for the last 20 minutes and have no excuse to get her to shut up! (she was sneaky and called from my dad's cell phone)
Just tell her that you're talking with me so you need to go. Tell her I said "Hi" first.
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:01 AM   #308
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am not feeling so great today....oh well....work it is.
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:11 AM   #309
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Just tell her that you're talking with me so you need to go. Tell her I said "Hi" first.
OMFG . . . . she is still talking!

(She says "Get back to work FWD!" )
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:26 AM   #310
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OMFG . . . . she is still talking!

(She says "Get back to work FWD!" )

Tell her I multi-task well and I'm busy working at the sametime. I practice that story often.
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:29 AM   #311
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I will admit that I can be so dense at times.
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:38 AM   #312
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I'm still in my PJ's but isn't that a rule on snow days??
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Old 02-02-2011, 12:25 PM   #313
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Old 02-02-2011, 12:27 PM   #314
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Old 02-02-2011, 12:28 PM   #315
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...am not easy to get along with at all!
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Old 02-02-2011, 12:30 PM   #316
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am not a fan of peeps im'ing me without askin first....to me it's like a spider sneak attackin me from the ceiling...freaks me out....LOL....
...not to mention it's just plain rude and inconsiderate to IM a woman without asking first!
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Old 02-02-2011, 01:14 PM   #317
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Old 02-02-2011, 01:16 PM   #318
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Old 02-02-2011, 01:17 PM   #319
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Hmmm... wasn't thinking of "mouth"...
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Old 02-02-2011, 01:25 PM   #320
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I will admit that I am a "SNOTTY BITCH" .............

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Old 02-02-2011, 01:26 PM   #321
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I will admit....to nothing as they wouldn't believe me anyways
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:40 PM   #324
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:43 PM   #325
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