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Old 01-05-2011, 03:53 AM   #1
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Default The Most Sexiest Man/Woman in the World

I stole this idea from another forum I visit, based upon the "Most Interesting Man in the World" Dos Equis beer commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-4zf...eature=related

Post a tidbit about the Sexiest Man or Woman in the World.

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If he had an affair with your wife, you would brag to your buddies...he is the sexiest man in the world.....
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Old 01-05-2011, 03:56 AM   #2
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She once asked a man to turn her down for sex...just so she could understand rejection...she is the sexiest woman in the world...
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:22 AM   #3
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Here is the sexiest man ever!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4XyRnjnnPc

He makes me moist like cake!!!!!
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:58 AM   #4
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If she walked into the room, even your wife would encourage you to hit on her!
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Richard Simmons once tried to get in her pants.....she is the sexiest woman in the world!!
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For me right now?.......Jennifer Garner!
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When he joined as a member here, the rest of the internet followed... he is the sexiest woman in the world!
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If she read the phone book out loud to you..you'd still orgasm..she's the sexiest woman in the world
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