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Old 06-06-2018, 12:33 PM   #351
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I need something to occupy my time while sitting on the toilet.
TMI!
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Old 06-06-2018, 12:33 PM   #352
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Old 06-06-2018, 12:35 PM   #353
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Thats why you dont have a GF here.
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Old 06-06-2018, 12:40 PM   #354
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I'm hoping to develop a fan base..
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Old 06-06-2018, 12:41 PM   #355
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To put into practice the knowledge I have of a man's brain.. yep that is it....
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Old 06-06-2018, 12:45 PM   #356
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Cause im still sitting..
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Old 06-06-2018, 12:46 PM   #357
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^^on your brain I will assume??
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Old 06-06-2018, 12:47 PM   #358
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^^on your brain I will assume??
that would hurt.. everyone knows a man's brain is in his penis..
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Old 06-06-2018, 12:49 PM   #359
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Cause I enjoy being your dart board for amusement.
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Old 06-06-2018, 12:51 PM   #360
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that would hurt.. everyone knows a man's brain is in his penis..
I've sat down on my penis by accident before without it hurting. But it's always agony whenever I accidentally step on one of my balls!
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Old 06-06-2018, 12:52 PM   #361
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that would hurt.. everyone knows a man's brain is in his penis..
but.. not if you're an asshole
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Old 06-06-2018, 12:57 PM   #362
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I've sat down on my penis by accident before without it hurting. But it's always agony whenever I accidentally step on one of my balls!
To read shit like this.

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Old 06-06-2018, 01:28 PM   #363
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I've sat down on my penis by accident before without it hurting. But it's always agony whenever I accidentally step on one of my balls!
That it?

Wait until the cows step on them whilst your hiking.
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Old 06-06-2018, 01:29 PM   #364
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Damn. You guys today have my set of lady nuts hurting!!!!
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Old 06-06-2018, 01:30 PM   #365
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Damn. You guys today have my set of lady nuts hurting!!!!

I do like a good chestnut
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Old 06-09-2018, 11:49 PM   #366
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Old 06-13-2018, 07:50 AM   #367
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Old 06-13-2018, 08:15 AM   #368
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Old 06-13-2018, 08:27 AM   #369
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Old 07-08-2018, 09:41 PM   #371
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To see if Ice is behaving...... hes not....
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Old 07-08-2018, 09:46 PM   #372
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I'm the biggest over thinker ever. This is one of the few things I've stopped trying to analyze.

Because I like it here?
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Old 07-08-2018, 09:49 PM   #373
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Old 07-08-2018, 09:54 PM   #374
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Old 07-08-2018, 09:54 PM   #375
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