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Old 06-05-2018, 12:39 AM   #5251
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Yes at a party on Saturday. A guy actually had the balls to say "wanna go make out?". I politely declined despite his very suave line
What no sympathy affection for at least trying? My goodness, what am I saying... like he needs to rewarded with a participation trophy.

Sorry Ally.
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Old 06-05-2018, 12:53 AM   #5252
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explain hit on? I have this vision of some schmuck driving by yelling "hey baby I would do ya"
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Old 06-06-2018, 06:59 PM   #5253
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explain hit on? I have this vision of some schmuck driving by yelling "hey baby I would do ya"
...wait, you mean there are other ways?
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Old 06-06-2018, 07:04 PM   #5254
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explain hit on? I have this vision of some schmuck driving by yelling "hey baby I would do ya"
That's kind of the standard. Or I could say "hey baby, would ya do me". Is that better? and btw, I'm not a schmuck!
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Old 06-13-2018, 09:15 AM   #5255
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Not to my face.

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Old 06-13-2018, 09:17 AM   #5256
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explain hit on? I have this vision of some schmuck driving by yelling "hey baby I would do ya"
No, it's more like if during casual conversation he slowly licks his eyebrow
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Old 06-13-2018, 12:38 PM   #5257
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Yeah...Ly hit on me just now..she wanted to run her hand under my Kaftan to see if I was wearing jockeys or not
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Old 06-13-2018, 12:40 PM   #5258
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I got a ďI love you mamaĒ this morning as I walked on by. You just love my tie dye skirt. I didnít even turn around. I wear shorts under my dresses...like Iím 8 y/o...lol, so Iím not all what I appear to be. Iím more about practicality and comfort.
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Old 06-13-2018, 12:44 PM   #5259
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Yeah...Ly hit on me just now..she wanted to run her hand under my Kaftan to see if I was wearing jockeys or not
I saw....you were hanging to the left. I dropped my keys on purpose. Btw...you have a strand of my hair on your right nut. That shit gets everywhere! Haha
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Old 06-13-2018, 12:46 PM   #5260
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I saw....you were hanging to the left. I dropped my keys on purpose. Btw...you have a strand of my hair on your right nut. That shit gets everywhere! Haha
I noticed you bend...as soon as I saw the crack of your ass..i knew I had a place to park my bicycle

Eeek!..a stray pubic hair!...Mediccccccccccccccc!!!!
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Old 06-13-2018, 02:21 PM   #5261
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I noticed you bend...as soon as I saw the crack of your ass..i knew I had a place to park my bicycle

Eeek!..a stray pubic hair!...Mediccccccccccccccc!!!!
LOL!! Leave my ďsink holeĒ alone!

I wonít tell anyone that you have a 3 foot long pube. Itís our secret! Iíd pull it, but I donít think a hair slice (like a paper cut) would feel pleasant for your ballsies.
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Old 06-13-2018, 02:27 PM   #5262
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Not verbally, but... I do believe the eyes did
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Old 06-13-2018, 02:49 PM   #5263
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LOL!! Leave my ďsink holeĒ alone!

I wonít tell anyone that you have a 3 foot long pube. Itís our secret! Iíd pull it, but I donít think a hair slice (like a paper cut) would feel pleasant for your ballsies.

Youre soooooo kind Ly!..so I'll return the favor and tell no one that you tuck your tits into your knickers to keep them warm at night..soooo sexy!!
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Sabe has...but everyone knows..she's too sexy for her shirt..too sexy for her shirt...so sexy..it hurts
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Old 06-13-2018, 03:11 PM   #5265
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Sabe has...but everyone knows..she's too sexy for her shirt..too sexy for her shirt...so sexy..it hurts
Plus I hit on everyone.

Thanks for putting that song in my head. Come and dance for me now.
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Old 06-13-2018, 03:22 PM   #5266
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Plus I hit on everyone.

Thanks for putting that song in my head. Come and dance for me now.
Wait for just a sec..my tu-tu..needs some re-adjustment...k?
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Old 06-13-2018, 03:25 PM   #5267
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Wait for just a sec..my tu-tu..needs some re-adjustment...k?
And pliť and grande pliť.
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And pliť and grande pliť.
The only plie I know is...Guilty ..your Honor
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Old 06-13-2018, 03:34 PM   #5269
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The only plie I know is...Guilty ..your Honor
Shit, my motto is deny, deny, deny.
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Old 06-13-2018, 03:52 PM   #5270
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Yeah, they were charged with assault
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Old 06-13-2018, 05:46 PM   #5271
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Nope who would want to hit on little sweet me.
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While at a bar discussing my new ear piercing, a young woman asked if I'd like to see her new nipple ring... Was I being hit on?
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