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Old 01-30-2017, 08:41 PM   #5526
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Dear self, remember there is always a smile hidden behind every frown
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Old 01-30-2017, 09:08 PM   #5527
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Dear acting Attorney General of the United States , Although I admire your stance and courage in your stance we both know that you will probably be unemployed by tomorrow morning after you have been properly spanked on Twitter of course . So I just wanted to let you know that I will give you a reference letter should you require one that is of course if you are not banned from the United States as well .

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Old 01-30-2017, 09:23 PM   #5528
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Dear acting Attorney General of the United States , Although I admire your stance and courage in your stance we both know that you will probably be unemployed by tomorrow morning after you have been properly spanked on Twitter of course . So I just wanted to let you know that I will give you a reference letter should you require one that is of course if you are not banned from the United States as well .

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Old 01-30-2017, 09:26 PM   #5529
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Dear damn i missed it i went to get popcorn :cry
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Old 01-30-2017, 09:27 PM   #5530
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Dear damn i missed it i went to get popcorn :cry
I knew you were right but in 10 fuckin minutes?
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Old 01-30-2017, 09:32 PM   #5531
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I knew you were right but in 10 fuckin minutes?
What can I say I have the dust ( wait pixie isnt illegal yet I can still believe right )
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Old 01-30-2017, 10:00 PM   #5532
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Dearest Lexy

Tuvok may be on his way. Be good to him.

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Old 01-31-2017, 06:37 PM   #5533
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Dear head,
This addiction to sleep has to stop. I'm not use to this new found fondness to 7 hrs of zzzzzzzs. I'm missing out on m&f fun hours!

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Old 01-31-2017, 07:13 PM   #5534
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Dear Karma:

Thank you so much for making her so paranoid.. Probably never lets go of the fear
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Old 01-31-2017, 09:11 PM   #5535
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Dear Wednesday,

Be kind.

Sincerely,
I'm not looking forward to you
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Old 01-31-2017, 09:59 PM   #5536
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Dear asshat with the dogs , I like dogs .. just not dogs running at me as I'm jogging . I'm glad you saw humor in that until I stopped running . How about you keep your dogs in the fence and I won't go bat-shit angry on you !
Sincerely , I will zap you with the cattle prod not your dogs
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:30 AM   #5537
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Dear Queen,

The Trump is coming...barricade the palace doors with your heaviest furniture....

Sincerely,
Your subjects
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Old 02-01-2017, 12:07 PM   #5538
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Dear Bleeding hearts,

Stop making excuses for nasty people

You cant put a flower in an asshole..and call it a vase.

Sincerely
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Old 02-01-2017, 07:30 PM   #5539
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Dear life

....you are sure throwing some hard balls this way...

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....We will get through this
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:29 PM   #5540
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Dear kids,

Tomorrow morning when it's time to head out the door...can you PLEASE not instantly turn into sloths? It's absolutely insane how much time it takes for you to put your boots, coats, and get your backpacks. Seriously. Don't make me turn into raging Momma first thing in the morning.

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Old 02-01-2017, 09:35 PM   #5541
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Dear Prudence

The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful, and so are you

Sincerely,

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Old 02-02-2017, 10:33 PM   #5542
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Dear Mom,

Thanks for letting me stay at your place while you are vacationing in Florida. Hopefully I will have things figured out by the time you come back in March. Oh and Little one #2 may have broken a picture frame. I will try to glue it back together.

Sincerely,

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Old 02-02-2017, 11:02 PM   #5543
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The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful, and so are you

Sincerely,

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Dear John
My name is Enigma. Why do you keep forgetting that?

Sincerely
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Old 02-03-2017, 04:45 AM   #5544
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Dear Cheddar Cheese Popcorn,

No matter how your rationalize it, you don't make a good breakfast choice. There's a time and a place for you and it's not now.

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Old 02-03-2017, 08:16 PM   #5545
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Dear mad poster

Oh my gawd get off the damn internet and live. Being here 24-7 is not good
for anyone. Your eyes will turn yellow and your toenails with grow fungus. Get up and move for gods sake!

Sincerely

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Old 02-06-2017, 04:50 PM   #5546
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Dear body , thanks for all the hard work and sacrifice your looking amazing these days ...

Sincerely ,
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Dear littlest one,

I'm sorry for the haircut I gave you. It will grow back? You're still cute even with uneven choppiness on top.

Love,

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Old 02-09-2017, 09:08 PM   #5548
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Dear you , it is funny how flirting is the last thing on my mind ... Sometime ago a friendship and understanding of each was embarked . This week something amazing happened and something that I have been working for a long time . You shared part of that with me and I wanted to tell you I made it back to that mark . I dont need or require your approval but when that goal was met there were only four people that came to mind that I wanted to share it with and you were one of them but you decided that you had your reasons for not being friends any longer and I respect that but I respect me enough to say I thought of you at a very important and were sadden by the thought that it was not something that would ever be shared .

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Old 02-10-2017, 01:28 PM   #5549
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Dear Daughter,
I'm really going to miss you when you move away with your man. I'm enjoying our girl's night on Wednesday's and I'm saving a fortune on nail care. He's a lucky guy and I think he realizes it.
Sincerely,
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Old 02-20-2017, 12:22 PM   #5550
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Dear someone I once knew,
Good for you for doing what your doing.

Sincerely,
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