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Old 05-06-2017, 08:10 PM   #29226
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Damn, heaven must be missing an angel .. (smiling)
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:11 PM   #29227
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we sure did rock the boat last night
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:37 PM   #29228
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Please don't make me do aerobics and weights. Can I just watch you?
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:39 PM   #29229
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Why are we in Texas? You were suppose to meet me at Battery Park... damn tequila you made me drink!
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:44 PM   #29230
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Why are we in Texas? You were suppose to meet me at Battery Park... damn tequila you made me drink!
we started in Dallas, GA and then I don't know what happened.
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:45 PM   #29231
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finally been in Dixieland
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:47 PM   #29232
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finally been in Dixieland
what did you say that drink was?

Dixie can't remember either.
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Old 05-06-2017, 08:50 PM   #29233
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we started in Dallas, GA and then I don't know what happened.
The banjo music and moonshine... we got lost!
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Old 05-06-2017, 09:06 PM   #29234
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what did you say that drink was?

Dixie can't remember either.
resurrection and then a hand grenade...she was surely on her ass
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Old 05-06-2017, 09:09 PM   #29235
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We would all know it was a damn great party!
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Old 05-06-2017, 09:14 PM   #29236
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lets do this again
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Old 05-06-2017, 09:21 PM   #29237
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Why are we sleeping in the bathtub? What happen last night?
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Old 05-06-2017, 09:35 PM   #29238
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there was a lot of dirty goin on
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Old 05-06-2017, 10:26 PM   #29239
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Whoa, I am not in Kansas anymore!
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Old 05-06-2017, 10:30 PM   #29240
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I'm sorry....I didn't catch your name. That was a night to remember. Hi....my name is...
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Old 05-06-2017, 10:36 PM   #29241
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I see Sky's of Blue......Lyric too
Beautiful curves....soft and true
And I say to myself, what a wonderful world
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Old 05-06-2017, 10:39 PM   #29242
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I hope you liked your new user name.
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Old 05-07-2017, 08:17 PM   #29243
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I think she has good taste in purses (just a feeling) so I'll offer a shopping trip.
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Old 05-07-2017, 11:20 PM   #29244
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You're right...you aren't lonely!
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Old 05-10-2017, 11:23 PM   #29245
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Well well well.. so it happened eh?
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Old 05-10-2017, 11:27 PM   #29246
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Spend a lot of time counting her curls ...
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Old 05-11-2017, 12:28 AM   #29247
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Come back to bed sweetheart .
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Sweeter words were never heard ...
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Old 05-11-2017, 12:37 AM   #29249
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I love to snuggle close.
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Oh my genie, you made me blush!
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