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Old 08-13-2008, 11:40 AM   #1
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Talking The Orgasm Movie Game

Had fun with this thread on another site. Take a movie title and replace a word in the title with the word "orgasm(s)". It's good for a belly laugh.

Ex: My Big Fat Greek Orgasm (My Big Fat Greek Wedding)
Fast Orgasms At Ridgemont High (Fast Times At Ridgemont High)
Steel Orgasms (Steel Magnolias)
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:43 AM   #2
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Top Orgasm (Top Gun) I love that movie.
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Anchor man..... Orgasm Man!
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Ouch!!!
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I'm thinking about putting shakes on my tool shed.
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Absence of Orgasm
Blazing Orgasm
The Color of Orgasm
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Star wars the phantom orgasm
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Gone in 60 orgasms
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