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Old 08-25-2016, 12:58 AM   #5451
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Dear Sweet One,

There comes along, if we are VERY lucky, someone who is kind enough to take us into their world for some shelter and kindness. Gives us the ability to see not just what is in our way, but also what is out of our way.

Makes us think that maybe we can learn happiness.

It is no secret that I think you are a blessing. And, knowing I will not need such aid forever comforts me, but knowing and having a friend such as you makes me feel like a better person.

You know how I don't like to get mushy, but thanks for everything.

Love and kisses and all that mushy stuff,
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Old 08-25-2016, 09:51 AM   #5452
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Dear X
..sorry I can't..I have respect for myself
sincerely carry on
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Old 08-25-2016, 05:18 PM   #5453
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Dear husband,
If I wanted a corporate reply I would have gone to HR. I love your pragmatic suggestions at handling complex corporate inter-personal drama. But that's not why I married you. A hug & just holding me even without saying anything would have helped. Yelling at me for having an emotional idea was so not cool. You've kicked me when I'm totally down.

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Old 08-28-2016, 09:32 PM   #5454
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Dear nerves -

Settle down - you'll do fine.

Sincerely,

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Old 08-28-2016, 09:34 PM   #5455
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Dear husband

You suck

Me
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Old 09-06-2016, 07:52 AM   #5456
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Dear Brain Fog,

Go the F$%^ away.

Sincerely, A normally cheery gal
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Old 09-06-2016, 11:56 AM   #5457
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Dear Brain Fog,

Go the F$%^ away.

Sincerely, A normally cheery gal

Dear StarGazer,

I hope this helps.



Sincerely, Me
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Old 09-06-2016, 04:46 PM   #5458
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Dear.
...seriously is that all you do all day and night
sincerely ...just wow
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Old 09-06-2016, 08:33 PM   #5459
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Dear Roommate , It has been 19 years now , keep playing this game with me and your lease shall run out sooner than you think .

Sincerely,
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Old 09-06-2016, 08:48 PM   #5460
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Dear soon to be ex,

Nothing gets to me any more, no matter how hard you try. I'm in a happy place and never going back again.

Sincerely,

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Old 09-06-2016, 10:25 PM   #5461
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Dear Daughter,
It makes me so happy to see you in a good relationship. He's a great guy and so far I approve.. he treats you better then I thought he would and he likes Scooby Doo.. then there's this Navy thing.. I guess he'll work.. just take it slow..
Love you tons!
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Old 09-06-2016, 11:04 PM   #5462
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Dear Cheese doodle

...I love how you feel when I take you in my mouth as you hit the back of my throat you are a perfect fit

Sincerely..this is true love
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Old 09-07-2016, 09:34 AM   #5463
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Dear Tumblr,
Thanks for trying this morning, but you didnt help....
Sincerely,
the gal who cant ............
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Old 09-07-2016, 10:28 AM   #5464
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Dear corporate pansies

I don't have time for all of your senseless conference calls

Sincerely
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Old 09-07-2016, 11:04 AM   #5465
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Dear Till girl

Dont get all pissy ..it was you who asked if I needed a hand packing and I pointed to where my car was in the carpark
Dont ask again fucknuts

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Old 10-19-2016, 06:44 PM   #5466
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Dear Neighbor Trying to Learn the Saxophone,

Just STOP.

Sincerely,
My Ears are Bleeding
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Old 10-21-2016, 11:53 PM   #5467
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Dear X

I am not sure to laugh or pity ya....so confused are ya..yea entertaining...thank you
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Old 10-22-2016, 12:21 AM   #5468
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Dear Simple,

You're exasperating.

thanks,

Eyeroller
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Old 10-22-2016, 08:18 PM   #5469
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Dear People I Stalk

Post more

Sincerely

Gabs gets in trouble when she's bored
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Old 10-22-2016, 08:25 PM   #5470
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Dear Gabs ,
Come help lower the score in the battle of the sexes room .
Sincerely
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Old 10-22-2016, 08:28 PM   #5471
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Dear sandman , is it possible for you to give me 8 hours of sleep ? The 4 you gave me all week is not enough !

Crank Cristal
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Old 10-22-2016, 09:18 PM   #5472
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Dear mum, you are no mother. You've proved that over and over again. To think, I was the only one who invited you to live with them after dad was killed.

Me.

P.S. I'm not fat.... and, even if I was, you don't fucking use those words, you've used to describe me, to your daughter.
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Old 10-22-2016, 09:19 PM   #5473
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Dear players in the game ,
Hearts are more valuable than dicks.
Sincerely
Not wearing it on my sleeve any longer
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Old 10-22-2016, 09:21 PM   #5474
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Dear GlassyLady,
We love you.
Sincerely,flirts
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Old 10-22-2016, 09:23 PM   #5475
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Dear Flowergirl, no player is worth a piece of your heart.

Sincerely, GL.
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