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Old 10-22-2016, 09:58 PM   #5476
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Dear the other one

Laughable just laughable ....

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Old 10-24-2016, 07:53 PM   #5477
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Originally Posted by JerseyGirl View Post
Dear Cheese doodle

...I love how you feel when I take you in my mouth as you hit the back of my throat you are a perfect fit

Sincerely..this is true love
Dear cheese doodle,
Do you really know how lucky you are?
Sincerely,
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Old 10-29-2016, 09:17 PM   #5478
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Dear pizza

Why must you be so ladened with those obnoxious amount of calories? Shit.

Sincerely,
Wished I remained blissfully ignorant
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Old 10-29-2016, 09:21 PM   #5479
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Dear pizza

Why must you be so ladened with those obnoxious amount of calories? Shit.

Sincerely,
Wished I remained blissfully ignorant
Dear gym, thank you for being there for me so I can eat pizza
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Old 11-01-2016, 05:30 PM   #5480
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Dear blank,

We've been together for a while. But I don't think it's healthy to keep going, I am miserable with you. I don't know if you realize or not how many mistakes you're making. And saying that, I really think you are in the wrong profession.

Sincerely, eyes wide open.
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Old 11-01-2016, 05:51 PM   #5481
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Dear "My Shit Don't Stink",

Your shit stinks!

Sincerely,

Nose plugged
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Old 11-01-2016, 06:10 PM   #5482
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Dear GF,

Thank you for thinking of me. You really didn't have to do that, but you did anyway!

Love always,

Lifted spirits
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Old 11-01-2016, 06:11 PM   #5483
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Dear Snickers,

GET IN MY BELLY!

Sincerely,

Sweet Toothed Spike
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Old 11-01-2016, 06:19 PM   #5484
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Dear (insert name of higher entity here_____)

Please help my UPS man survive my online shopping !! He is much nicer than the last one , and I would like to have him keep showing up !

Thank you
A frequent Amazon shopper
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Old 11-02-2016, 11:57 PM   #5485
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Dear cold callers and political callers,
Fuck you.
Sincerily, Tired of being disturbed when I'm doing stuff.
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Old 11-05-2016, 12:31 AM   #5486
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Dear baby girl

.....My heart is broken over this. I am praying for you and your family!! Please wake up!!

Sincerely Heartbroken
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Old 11-05-2016, 05:32 AM   #5487
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Dear crappy weather

Please stay this way for tonight so that I don't hear fireworks going off until the early hours.

Used to love bonfire night when I was a kid, but not anymore.

Sincerely

Person sick to death of hearing the bangs already.
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Old 11-05-2016, 05:39 AM   #5488
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Dear Firework People

You hurt my ears.

Sincerely

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Old 11-05-2016, 08:39 AM   #5489
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Dear artemis,
Get back on shallow ground. Your friends are waiting to play!

Logical reasoning
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Old 11-05-2016, 09:23 AM   #5490
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Dear mess-makers , I love you , however please pick up after yourselves ! I'm about to get a bit perturbed .
Sincerely , not your maid
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Old 11-05-2016, 03:13 PM   #5491
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Dear check yourself

....before you judge anyone make sure you are perfect

Sincerely not perfect just real
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Old 11-05-2016, 03:19 PM   #5492
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Dear Sheriff,

... all this gunpowder is for the fireworks of course ...

Sincerely
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Old 11-05-2016, 03:25 PM   #5493
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Dear Family
You said you are proud of me and here for me but
you never call to see if I am still alive .

Some kind of family are you .
Sincerely not the important one.
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Old 11-05-2016, 04:08 PM   #5494
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Dear Americans,

It's almost over. Do your part. God Bless America! Land of the free.. Peace be with you.

Sincerely,
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Old 11-06-2016, 06:05 PM   #5495
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Dear Dentist

You kill me I despise having to return next week.

Sincerely,
Mostly, painfully yours for the last 10 days
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Old 11-06-2016, 06:25 PM   #5496
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Dear light savings time!

You suck!

Not a happy sleeper
Ducky!
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Old 11-06-2016, 06:39 PM   #5497
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Dear Summer
I miss you , please come back !
Sincerely
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Old 11-06-2016, 08:36 PM   #5498
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Dear Someone

...you are amazing

Sincerely a freind
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Old 11-07-2016, 03:34 PM   #5499
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Dear Election Day,

After talking to another news crew today, I am determined not to let you keep me from leaving work on time tomorrow. Not gonna stay late. Seriously.

Signed,
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Old 11-07-2016, 03:55 PM   #5500
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Dear Rain
I know we need you but do you have to make me hurt all over.
Sincerely
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