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Old 11-20-2018, 09:00 AM   #70551
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Isnít no the most common answer these days?
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Old 11-20-2018, 12:22 PM   #70552
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Does maybe qualify as an answer?
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Old 11-20-2018, 08:55 PM   #70553
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Hmmm Maybe?
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:43 AM   #70554
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Is maybe really an answer?
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Old 11-21-2018, 12:06 PM   #70555
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Yes
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Old 11-21-2018, 12:34 PM   #70556
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Are you a YES man?
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Old 11-21-2018, 12:35 PM   #70557
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Depends what the question is?
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Old 11-21-2018, 12:37 PM   #70558
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Do you know a good question?
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Old 11-21-2018, 12:40 PM   #70559
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Who's on first?
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Old 11-21-2018, 02:11 PM   #70560
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Can I ask a question?
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Old 11-21-2018, 07:52 PM   #70561
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I just want answers
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Old 11-21-2018, 07:53 PM   #70562
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But, but shouldn't it be in the form of a question?
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Old 11-21-2018, 07:55 PM   #70563
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Are you telling me what to do ?
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Old 11-21-2018, 07:57 PM   #70564
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Lol! Is anyone successful at telling you what to do?
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:01 PM   #70565
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Are you confused ?
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:05 PM   #70566
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Should I be?
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:06 PM   #70567
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Who is asking the questions ?
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:11 PM   #70568
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Shouldn't everyone be asking the questions?
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:15 PM   #70569
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What if I only wanted answers ?
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:16 PM   #70570
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what if there are no answers..
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:17 PM   #70571
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Then how will I know ?
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:19 PM   #70572
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why do you have to know?
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:33 PM   #70573
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Why can't I know? Is it a secret???
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:34 PM   #70574
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Do you like secrets?
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Can't secrets be fun?
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