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Old 10-28-2017, 10:54 PM   #276
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Old 05-22-2018, 04:44 PM   #277
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Cash! It works every time!
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Old 05-22-2018, 04:55 PM   #278
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honesty yes honesty
Just let them no how deprived you are Tom of the lack of sexual contact with women,how once you thought you had lost your virginity to a farmer's daughter only to discover years later you are still a virgin because the farmer's daughter was really his son dressed in a flowery dress.
And that your only sexual pleasure at the moment is seeing women,s figure's on the nun,s weekly magazine.

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Old 05-22-2018, 05:33 PM   #279
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Wayney...that was the most honest newbie-like post that has ever appeared here! It gets right down to the nitty gritty of newb-dom:


1) Where are the naked pics?
2) I really don't want to have long chats about your "issues"...it cuts into my wank-time.


I think I nailed it with this one!
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Old 05-22-2018, 05:39 PM   #280
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I promise them devotion, chocolate covered coffee beans, my Greys Anatomy box set and give a quick flash of my own boobs.

Works every time - I've got 378 laminated pictures now. I live a full life.
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Old 05-22-2018, 05:42 PM   #281
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good idea - the lamination might really come in handy. It gets annoying having to constantly reprint them.
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Old 05-22-2018, 05:49 PM   #282
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good idea - the lamination might really come in handy. It gets annoying having to constantly reprint them.
Indeed. I ran out of ink within a period of 4 days last year, lesson learned.
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Old 05-22-2018, 05:50 PM   #283
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I miss the chatroom ...

A/S/L?
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Old 05-22-2018, 06:22 PM   #284
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Try benjamins.
Sometimes it works.
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Old 05-22-2018, 06:29 PM   #285
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Women will send naked pictures?
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Old 05-22-2018, 07:00 PM   #286
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Uhhh...I’m not saying. Have bi chicks as friends and you’ll get suprises sent to you. I’m happy to be the safe place for them to show off and get off on it.
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Old 05-22-2018, 07:28 PM   #287
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Uhhh...Iím not saying. Have bi chicks as friends and youíll get suprises sent to you. Iím happy to be the safe place for them to show off and get off on it.
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Old 05-22-2018, 07:55 PM   #288
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not sure I could handle any....I have all those naked pictures from Amonte...I'd have to delete some to make space on my hard drive..
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don't laugh too much... lately he's been sending my naked pics of you.. mostly from outside your window..
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Old 05-23-2018, 12:26 AM   #291
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I'll send all you want.. They may be from grannies.com though
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where has this been for yeears never saw it,, its the best one for sure hands down
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Grannies.com?? ...sign me up!!!
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Old 05-23-2018, 03:11 PM   #295
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where has this been for yeears never saw it,, its the best one for sure hands down

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Excuse me mam ,I was wondering if you kindly send me a full frontal photograph of you wonderfull self
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Not a problem at all. Let me just get the camera! X
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Old 05-23-2018, 05:00 PM   #299
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Not a problem at all. Let me just get the camera! X
Wonderfull I'll just get my glasses
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break down in tears and beg profoundly !!
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