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Old 08-25-2016, 04:04 AM   #226
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Wanna play 'show me?'
Ok you win.
I will keep my stash.
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Old 08-25-2016, 04:04 AM   #227
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Wait...wha...dammit!!!
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Old 08-25-2016, 04:06 AM   #228
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Wait...wha...dammit!!!
You skeer me when u go all redhead on me.

Might as well as keep my legs closed too.
Get my sanity back in place.
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Old 08-25-2016, 04:06 AM   #229
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You skeer me when u go all redhead on me.

Might as well as keep my legs closed too.
Get my sanity back in place.
Soooo close.
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Old 08-25-2016, 06:44 AM   #230
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Old 08-25-2016, 09:01 AM   #231
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Old 08-25-2016, 07:35 PM   #232
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I just pass out stick figure crayon drawings and label them 'haha hehe boobies!'
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Old 08-25-2016, 07:36 PM   #233
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I just pass out stick figure crayon drawings and label them 'haha hehe boobies!'
That's more like circle figures. lol
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Old 08-25-2016, 07:41 PM   #234
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That's more like circle figures. lol
True. I was picturing this lol

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Old 08-25-2016, 07:43 PM   #235
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Haha, care if I steal your idea? That would be funny!
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Haha, care if I steal your idea? That would be funny!
Just don't post one in the Show em' thread or I might get burned at the stake for suggesting the joke
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Or burned at the stick!
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Old 08-25-2016, 08:07 PM   #238
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Hi there. I'm relatively new to the site, having just been here for a little over 2 years. I'm having a little trouble convincing women to photograph themselves naked and in sexually compromising positions and then send me the photographs so that I can masturbate to them on my own time and without having to get involved with a lot of "chit chat" about problems and issues they may be dealing with in their lives. Is there a certain number of posts I am required to make before I can get access to this feature? Thanks.
Just needs recycling over and over again.
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Old 12-22-2016, 02:11 AM   #239
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Personally it's not about the newds themselves, yes I will admit on the surface they are great, but for me it's the deeper meaning behind them, it's the fact that someone felt they were comfortable with themselves and with the receiver to put themselves out there in such a vulnerable way. To me that's the biggest excitement, the oh yeah!, I got the goods. It's like trying to break into a safe, all the frustration, time spent, and the build up, to finally crack that sucker open.
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Old 12-22-2016, 02:53 AM   #240
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Old 12-27-2016, 07:56 PM   #241
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Truthfully and humbly, I would respectfully demur to this. You should be the one holding the camera. In that instance you will have truly "cracked the safe!" This may be as simple as holding the cellphone camera, or bringing an entire studio to get "cracking".

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Old 12-28-2016, 04:14 PM   #242
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None of your advice is working, guys. You suck at this.
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Old 12-29-2016, 03:49 PM   #243
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Was an answer never found for this???? I'm asking for a friend.
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Was an answer never found for this???? I'm asking for a friend.
You shoulda offered them your possum casserole.
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sometimes I accuse them of being men and I like that about them.
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