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Old 12-29-2016, 03:20 PM   #251
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I threaten to send them naked pictures of Cotties.
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Old 12-29-2016, 03:23 PM   #252
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Was an answer never found for this???? I'm asking for a friend.
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Old 12-29-2016, 03:32 PM   #253
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Was an answer never found for this???? I'm asking for a friend.
Yup. Use it sparingly. My inbox is teeming with them.
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Old 12-30-2016, 08:42 AM   #254
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I threaten to send them naked pictures of Cotties.
How do I convince women to send me naked pictures of Cotties?
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Old 12-30-2016, 09:01 AM   #255
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How do I convince women to send me naked pictures of Cotties?
Probably easier to ask for naked pictures of Collies
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Old 12-30-2016, 09:47 AM   #256
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Probably easier to ask for naked pictures of Collies
Plus, Collies are sexier.
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:38 AM   #257
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Plus, Collies are sexier.
And less hairy.
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Old 01-20-2017, 11:43 AM   #258
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If u have a sexy accent....I'll pretty much send u anything
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Old 01-20-2017, 11:50 AM   #259
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Old 01-20-2017, 12:32 PM   #260
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If u have a sexy accent....I'll pretty much send u anything
I seriously need to start taking advantage of mine
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Old 01-20-2017, 01:28 PM   #261
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I just ask the women nicely.
I had a lovely stash for a while.
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Old 01-20-2017, 01:36 PM   #262
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I just ask the women nicely.
I had a lovely stash for a while.
Does the same approach work on you?
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Old 01-20-2017, 01:44 PM   #263
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Does the same approach work on you?
I've sent gabs quite a collection over the years.
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Old 01-20-2017, 01:47 PM   #264
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If u have a sexy accent....I'll pretty much send u anything
Would you like to hear my accent , madame ?
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Old 01-26-2017, 05:46 AM   #265
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Hi there. I'm relatively new to the site, having just been here for a little over 2 years. I'm having a little trouble convincing women to photograph themselves naked and in sexually compromising positions and then send me the photographs so that I can masturbate to them on my own time and without having to get involved with a lot of "chit chat" about problems and issues they may be dealing with in their lives. Is there a certain number of posts I am required to make before I can get access to this feature? Thanks.
If that's really a pic of you for your avatar I would totally send you nude pics! But I totally wanna hot dick pic for me to pleasure myself with.

*twist hair in one hand and gum in the other*

FYI I'm new here too!
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Old 01-26-2017, 07:58 AM   #266
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What's this about nude pics? Those exist???
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Old 01-26-2017, 10:15 AM   #267
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If u have a sexy accent....I'll pretty much send u anything
Hola mate. Voudriez vouz a roll in zee hay, ahora?

Take your pick of which ever one of those above works and hit me up.
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Old 01-26-2017, 11:10 AM   #268
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If that's really a pic of you for your avatar I would totally send you nude pics! But I totally wanna hot dick pic for me to pleasure myself with.

*twist hair in one hand and gum in the other*

FYI I'm new here too!
of course that's me. It's from a couple (10) years ago, so my hairline has receded a bit (completely bald) and I've put on a few (75-80) pounds...but my dick is still just as huge. I will send you a pic (of one that looks like mine...my camera stopped working....this morning).
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Hola mate. Voudriez vouz a roll in zee hay, ahora?

Take your pick of which ever one of those above works and hit me up.


Your Midwest accent is shining through like a diamond
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of course that's me. It's from a couple (10) years ago, so my hairline has receded a bit (completely bald) and I've put on a few (75-80) pounds...but my dick is still just as huge. I will send you a pic (of one that looks like mine...my camera stopped working....this morning).


The truthfulness of this reply is what turns me on so much
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You have them sign a model release form, indemnifying you of course, ask for identification to make sure that the release is proper and signed by the right person and witnessed by a notary. Then you pay make sure they get paid half up front and half when the job is done, and start shooting after saying, "Smile, you're making money off of this."
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I've asked in subtle ways & all I get is redirects to the Show Em thread.
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Persuade?
Don't they just send them anyway?
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Funny how we enjoy the search for new boobies ... the internet has lots of them ! But we all want to have a connection w someone and enjoy knowing that we know that person and it makes the experience real!
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