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Old 05-17-2011, 04:57 PM   #1
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Default End of the world is on Saturday May 21, 2011

Ok, here we go again with another end of the world prediction.

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

So what if it was really going to happen. Tell us what you would want to do (or who you would want to do) before it all comes crashing down around us. What’s on your bucket list?

Me, I want to sky dive, and to make it even better if any of you lovely ladies would like to do it with me, we can use one of those tandem harness and experience what would be truly an amazing jump.
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:10 PM   #2
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Insane amounts of sticky sweet monkey love.

I mean... what else is there?
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:24 PM   #3
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in between bouts of sticky sweet monkey love....escargot, lobster, a fine rare steak (need fuel ya know), an excellent single malt scotch and more sticky sweet monkey love...LOL
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:24 PM   #4
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Hmm...I would so trade in my protein shake for pizza and greasy cheeseburgers.
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:29 PM   #5
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in between bouts of sticky sweet monkey love....escargot, lobster, a fine rare steak (need fuel ya know), an excellent single malt scotch and more sticky sweet monkey love...LOL
Oh my... you got me with the steak and the scotch. Add a crackling fireplace in a secluded cabin and I think you're onto something.
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:29 PM   #6
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if the world is ending on May 21.....then I am taking my kids on one super trip and then finding on amazing person to let myself go with......and ditching the carb counting.

And listening to this song:
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:30 PM   #7
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Oh my... you got me with the steak and the scotch. Add a crackling fireplace in a secluded cabin and I think you're onto something.
Grrrrrrrreat Idea! Out in the middle of nowhere, so no one can hear use......sexcellent idea.
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:33 PM   #8
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Grrrrrrrreat Idea! Out in the middle of nowhere, so no one can hear use......sexcellent idea.
Do we get to take turns wearing the handcuffs?
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:34 PM   #9
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I am not falling for this one again .... its how she got me to clean the garage.
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:35 PM   #10
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Do we get to take turns wearing the handcuffs?
omgosh! NOW you are talking my language.
YOU first hot stuff! Then I suppose I will take a turn, but play nice now.
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:37 PM   #11
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omgosh! NOW you are talking my language.
YOU first hot stuff! Then I suppose I will take a turn, but play nice now.
Nice? Now what would be the point of that? My safe word is spatula.
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:40 PM   #12
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Nice? Now what would be the point of that? My safe word is spatula.
Well you didn't exactly ask me what my definition of play nice is...did ya now? Just don't make me break out my flogger and us it on your handsome Sammy ass...... btw....My safe word is asparagus.
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:45 PM   #13
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Well you didn't exactly ask me what my definition of play nice is...did ya now? Just don't make me break out my flogger and us it on your handsome Sammy ass...... btw....My safe word is asparagus.
I'm going to call this an official hijacking.
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:48 PM   #14
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that's great it starts with an earthquake...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9FGrFKkPnM
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:51 PM   #15
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catching a red eye I have not flown and if the world is ending then i might as well do all I want to lol
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catching a red eye I have not flown and if the world is ending then i might as well do all I want to lol

Any thoughts of sky diving on that flight? lol,, that would be wild sky diving at night.

I would like to make 150 posts before saturday.
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:22 PM   #18
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well I'm getting my money back for that darned graduation gift I bought for her, since she was SUPPOSED to graduate Saturday and I'm going to spend it on ME
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This is so unfair! This collides with the important event of my birthday. I'm afraid they are going to have to reschedule it for another day.
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well then.... i have a few things to cross off my list!
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wtf? i thought the end was next year
well damn, i want to.....no wait i did that
i know i want to find taylor lautner and make him my bitch
gawd he's hot, is he legal yet? never mind
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I'm taking my children to the zoo. We'll go to where the lions and zebra and elephants are.

And with tears in my eyes I will hug them and tell them that I love them all very much and that this is the closest thing to a safari in Africa that I will ever get to give them.

SO WE BETTER MAKE THIS ONE COUNT

I pass each of them a firearm and ammunition. And then we all put on those funky pith helmets like Teddy Roosevelt wore....Were gonna go fuck up some lions and elephants now...rooaaarrrrr!
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Munky, that post made it worth coming in here (no depression, just Munky funny)!
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The end is coming but not this weekend, there is no rapture, an idea put forth by a Scottish witch in the 1800s and spread by John Darby, rapture is not biblical. I am afraid we will be here till the bloody end.
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