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Old 02-19-2019, 03:32 PM   #1
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Do you work in an office? Is that office crawling with filthy disgusting other people who don't know how to act properly? Post your tips and advice here. I'll start!


Tips on brushing your teeth in the office restroom:

1) Wait til you get home because you disgust me.


OK! Your turn!
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Old 02-19-2019, 05:29 PM   #2
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Don't sit on my desk.

Because. Butt.
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Old 02-19-2019, 05:32 PM   #3
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Don't change your clothes in the restroom and take a shower-bath in the sink after you come back from running at lunchtime...eeewww!
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Old 02-19-2019, 05:38 PM   #4
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What sort of places do you guys work?

I don't see any of these things going on at work
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Old 02-19-2019, 05:43 PM   #5
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What sort of places do you guys work?

I don't see any of these things going on at work
Apparently, you don't hang around in the bathrooms enough
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Old 02-19-2019, 05:51 PM   #6
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Maybe I'm weird, but I'm kinda ok with someone brushing their teeth in the restroom. Yay, a clean mouth. Just rinse all that stuff down the sink.

Seems much more pleasant than having to endure someone's noisy 4-alarm atomic dump that lingers all morning.
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Old 02-19-2019, 06:19 PM   #7
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In my office, there are 21 men, me and one other female. I hear a lot of belching but for the most part, I've got them trained the way I want them
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In my office, there are 21 men, me and one other female. I hear a lot of belching but for the most part, I've got them trained the way I want them
Trained to belch for you ??
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Trained to belch for you ??
Ooh geez I KNEW someone would interpret it that way. I even tried to guess who it might be, but I was wrong on that one... lol. Just so we are clear, they were lean, mean belching machines before they came into my life.
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Ooh geez I KNEW someone would interpret it that way. I even tried to guess who it might be, but I was wrong on that one... lol. Just so we are clear, they were lean, mean belching machines before they came into my life.
I just pictured an office full of Wing eaters drinking Coke.
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Old 02-19-2019, 08:39 PM   #11
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I work in an office that's mostly women... There's one in particular that thinks that she is a master manipulator... I'm not her favorite because... I'm not manipulatable!
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Old 02-19-2019, 09:15 PM   #12
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Not much bothers me after time on military ships. Crammed in to a closet size room with 6 other people trying to work as people talk, play music, eat disgusting shit, brush their teeth, and make smelly farts as the ship pitches and rolls and some idiot on the other of the bulkhead is pounding on the metal with a pneumatic paint chipper. One would go crazy if they didn't learn to turn it out.
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F*ckers watching porn all day . Wait, im the only at my office... oops.
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You should turn yourself in!!
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About ten years ago my employer offered a business etiquette class. I did not go (I was not even aware it was being offered). The instructor apparently informed the class that wearing a short sleeved shirt with a tie was a no-no (something I do all summer btw), and other less notable things. It was never offered again.

In my office I have the shredder, fax machine and two large printers either right next to me or very close. I complained about the noise but was ignored.
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