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Old 06-01-2018, 10:45 PM   #8676
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Old 06-02-2018, 09:57 AM   #8677
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It's like I'm reading a book...and it's a book I deeply love. But I'm reading it slowly now. So the words are really far apart and the spaces between the words are almost infinite...
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Old 06-02-2018, 11:27 AM   #8678
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Old 06-02-2018, 11:27 AM   #8679
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Old 06-02-2018, 11:29 AM   #8680
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I think I got some grass clippings and dust in my mouth from cutting the grass.
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Old 06-02-2018, 11:30 AM   #8681
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Old 06-16-2018, 06:44 AM   #8682
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Old 06-25-2018, 06:42 PM   #8683
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Old 06-25-2018, 06:47 PM   #8684
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Coffee mmmm
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Old 06-25-2018, 07:24 PM   #8685
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Left over meat loaf and mash potatoes. Yummy
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:21 PM   #8686
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I licked a looooong......soft......

just kidding. I got nothin.
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:24 PM   #8687
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Water and dumping soup. Looks yucky, but it’s not half bad.

Orrrrrr dumpling could work too. Damn typos!
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:26 PM   #8688
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:55 PM   #8689
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frozen Lemon aide
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:56 PM   #8690
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Old 06-25-2018, 10:03 PM   #8691
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you can all you want and then more
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you can all you want and then more
Oh I always want more especially if you oblige.
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Old 06-25-2018, 10:07 PM   #8693
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Old 06-25-2018, 10:07 PM   #8694
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Something creamy
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Why does that sound like that should be my line?
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Old 06-25-2018, 10:09 PM   #8696
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I dunno know
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Old 06-25-2018, 10:33 PM   #8697
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Old 06-25-2018, 10:37 PM   #8698
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Sorry, when we’re sword fighting it can be...explosive!

I hope it doesn’t put you off for the next time.

Haha! You’re my boy A! You’re a good dude.
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Old 06-25-2018, 10:39 PM   #8699
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Sorry, when we’re sword fighting it can be...explosive!

I hope it doesn’t put you off for the next time.

Haha! You’re my boy A! You’re a good dude.
Slimy yet satisfying
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