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Old 10-27-2011, 03:19 PM   #1
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Would you throw your most beloved pet off a cliff for a million dollars?

The million is tax free by the way.

Seriously. Would you do it?
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:20 PM   #2
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What the furk?
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:21 PM   #3
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I don't think the wife would go without a fight ... but the cash would be nice
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:23 PM   #4
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Erm....that would be a defo no!
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:23 PM   #5
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not really a pet lover hell,,, I am not really a people lover for that kind of money
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:08 PM   #6
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Would you throw your most beloved pet off a cliff for a million dollars?

The million is tax free by the way.

Seriously. Would you do it?

What the hell kinda question is that? Are you trying to find out who's going to have the most money at the end of the game?? lol
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:10 PM   #7
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Make it two million and ya got a deal.
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:11 PM   #8
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Definetly NOT........after 10 yrs of faithfull companionship.......heck there are some things that money just cannot buy.........
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:11 PM   #9
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What the hell kinda question is that? Are you trying to find out who's going to have the most money at the end of the game?? lol
LoL

The better question is "who would pay you a million to do it?" Unless of course they really really really hate your pet.
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:13 PM   #10
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are you a sick fuck?
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:19 PM   #11
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Absolutely! (My favorite pet is a bird)
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:25 PM   #12
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not my favorite but there is one lizard in my house that would love to back in the wild on a cliff
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:27 PM   #13
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I call hubby "pet" sometimes.....does that count?
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:29 PM   #14
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Oh my god!

Best answer yet.
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:29 PM   #15
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The better question is "who would pay you a million to do it?" Unless of course they really really really hate your pet.

I thought you were offering.
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:30 PM   #16
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are you a sick fuck?
Reading his posts he strikes me as the type who would not throw his pet off a cliff.. Just being dark humored to get some talk going..

dunno..

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Old 10-27-2011, 04:31 PM   #17
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Please define "pet" Mish Mash
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:41 PM   #18
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I would, the black and white stripped neighborhood pet. I love it to its death...
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:48 PM   #19
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Don't ever do it! The money is counterfeit and if you even think about doing this, so is what's left of your humanity. (Getting off my soap box now!)
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No pets here, but could I toss the ex-husbands????
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Old 10-27-2011, 05:00 PM   #21
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I'd have to be careful my dog didn't use my dick to climb back up.
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Old 10-27-2011, 05:15 PM   #22
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No pets here, but could I toss the ex-husbands????

you might want to rephrase that lol
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Old 10-27-2011, 05:20 PM   #23
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No, but it would be fun to dangle the person who offered it to me over said cliff until they ponied up the dough (have always wanted to use that in a sentence).
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No, but it would be fun to dangle the person who offered it to me over said cliff until they ponied up the dough (have always wanted to use that in a sentence).
Yep. I like the 'dangle' too. And so does my wife.
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I'd have to be careful my dog didn't use my dick to climb back up.

Ohhh, well, if the cliff is that low...sure I would.
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