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Old 10-27-2011, 05:42 PM   #26
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who will pay a million to throw you over?
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Old 10-27-2011, 06:21 PM   #27
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Ohhh, well, if the cliff is that low...sure I would.
Yes. Its really a drainage ditch. Wait. Thats still pretty long though.
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Old 10-27-2011, 06:23 PM   #28
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Absolutely! (My favorite pet is a bird)
Yes, Tom has the cutest pics of him sitting and warbling with his little canary......
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Old 10-27-2011, 06:32 PM   #29
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No pets here, but could I toss the ex-husbands????
Pfffft Don't be a hater DG, it's not becoming of ya. lol
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Old 10-29-2011, 09:49 AM   #30
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Old 10-29-2011, 09:51 AM   #31
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Absolutely Not!!!
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Old 10-29-2011, 09:59 AM   #32
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I think we're scraping for issues here...
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Old 10-29-2011, 10:02 AM   #33
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Old 10-29-2011, 10:08 AM   #34
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What if your pet was Charlie Manson?
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Old 10-29-2011, 05:07 PM   #35
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here boy - here boy - get in the car we are going for a ride. I would chuck the little fella first chance i got then replace my carpet and furniture he messed up
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Old 10-29-2011, 05:19 PM   #36
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carpets and furniture can be replaced...best friends can't
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Old 10-29-2011, 05:31 PM   #37
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Hell no! Our toy poodle listens and obeys me way more than the wife. Keep your damn million!
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Old 10-29-2011, 05:37 PM   #38
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Old 10-29-2011, 05:42 PM   #39
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Old 10-29-2011, 05:52 PM   #40
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Old 10-29-2011, 05:54 PM   #41
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no for the big B i would not
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Old 10-29-2011, 05:54 PM   #42
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Never but there are some threads I would love to throw off a cliff
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Old 10-29-2011, 06:00 PM   #43
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No, but I'd happily throw a million dollars off a cliff to save my dog. Then have her fetch it for me....
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Old 10-29-2011, 07:00 PM   #44
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not a chance... now fat cat... haha.. no, I wouldn't her either
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Old 10-29-2011, 07:06 PM   #45
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Old 10-30-2011, 04:06 AM   #46
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integrity is a bitch... No way. how could I respect myself after that.
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Old 10-30-2011, 06:27 AM   #47
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Yesterday in the snow I walked him for an hr, then we get in and he poops in the living. Growls and barks at me when I feed him - that is not best friend. If he where a friend, then yes I would pick him over the million. I think he and the wife are conspiring against me but I cant prove it yet.
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No, but I have another list for that....can we go off that list?
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Nope
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Old 12-18-2014, 09:08 AM   #50
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I can always get another pet rock

Where's my check?
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