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Old 12-18-2014, 09:21 AM   #51
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Not no, but hell fn no !!! .. what's a mil anyway .. pocket change .. lol
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Old 12-18-2014, 09:23 AM   #52
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Are we talkin like a sack of cash? Or a check? Do i have to pay taxes? Can we keep it off the books? I guess i need more information.
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Old 12-18-2014, 09:24 AM   #53
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Are we talkin like a sack of cash? Or a check? Do i have to pay taxes? Can we keep it off the books? I guess i need more information.
I saw you tossing goldfish into Long Island Sound
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Old 12-18-2014, 09:26 AM   #54
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Oh that? They were actually just goldfish crackers.
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Old 12-18-2014, 09:27 AM   #55
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Never..
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Old 12-18-2014, 09:28 AM   #56
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Oh that? They were actually just goldfish crackers.

why do hug them and squeeze them and call them George?
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Old 12-18-2014, 09:29 AM   #57
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What a horrible question.

Never!
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Old 12-18-2014, 09:31 AM   #58
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I'd toss my wife in first and see if it's safe
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Old 12-18-2014, 09:43 AM   #59
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Meee-owww!!!! Crash Boom Splat!
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Old 12-18-2014, 10:01 AM   #60
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Million bucks my crazy dog
Hmmmm
Here doggy doggy
Off you go whoopee new house here I come
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Old 12-18-2014, 10:29 PM   #61
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Hell no. Just the thought sickens. My dogs love me without conditions.
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Old 12-18-2014, 10:37 PM   #62
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No, but I would throw the person, who would do that to their pet, off the cliff
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Old 12-18-2014, 10:47 PM   #63
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I could never throw Spike..........I'd roll him off in a heat beat though
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Old 12-18-2014, 10:52 PM   #64
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why do hug them and squeeze them and call them George?
Have you seen George lately. You forgot to mention stroke him 😃
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Old 12-18-2014, 10:55 PM   #65
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integrity is a bitch... No way. how could I respect myself after that.
I'd do it for you and we could split the money.
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Old 12-18-2014, 10:59 PM   #66
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hell yeah I would...but my canary can fly.
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Old 12-19-2014, 12:04 AM   #67
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I would ride on his beautiful rosetta fur back wearing a parachute and after we collected the cash, we'd head for our cottage by the sea.

Also sell the video to Animal Planet.

Grrrr.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:47 AM   #68
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No way no how!!!
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Old 12-19-2014, 02:00 AM   #69
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Let's be serious. it's just an animal. Yours is, I mean. Mine's like family.
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Old 12-19-2014, 02:22 AM   #70
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No way
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:48 AM   #71
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Id just like to know what Cliff thinks about all this?
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:49 AM   #72
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No way..
This is a wtf thread !!
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:44 PM   #73
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Not a chance. My dogs are my buddies. On the other hand, when we had cats.........
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Is it feasible to class my MIL..as a "pet?"
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:53 PM   #75
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nope, and wouldnt sell them for any amount either.. Was just discussing that th e other day cause mine are so cuddly and sweet.. priceless!
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