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Old 05-17-2018, 03:59 PM   #1
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mmm this could be a short thread ?he he on the other hand ??
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Old 05-17-2018, 04:01 PM   #2
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Stepping on spiders comes to mind. That's probably about it though...
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Old 05-17-2018, 04:06 PM   #3
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Old 05-17-2018, 04:17 PM   #5
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Old 05-17-2018, 04:25 PM   #6
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Remembering who played in goal for both teams in the FA Cup Final of 1974.
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Old 05-17-2018, 04:51 PM   #7
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Old 05-17-2018, 09:26 PM   #8
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Most are good at fishing ... and become master baiters.
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Old 05-18-2018, 03:47 AM   #9
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Old 05-18-2018, 03:52 AM   #10
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Old 05-18-2018, 06:36 AM   #11
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Old 05-18-2018, 06:59 AM   #12
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Old 05-18-2018, 09:14 AM   #13
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Helping on moving day....I can't carry the dressers by myself... lol
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If you let them finish getting dressed, they could walk! Geez! Always a guy solving problems!
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Old 05-18-2018, 07:44 PM   #15
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Old 05-18-2018, 07:50 PM   #16
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Old 05-18-2018, 07:52 PM   #17
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Still really trying to think of something ...... x
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I know ... itís just not coming to mind atm!! As soon as it does Iíll be sure to post it x
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HEY...i can plug a receptacle really well. Or is that goodly? Let me check your shorts...
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Old 05-28-2018, 09:12 AM   #24
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