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Old 11-22-2014, 06:32 AM   #1
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Since we have 2 threads for attractive physical qualities, I thought I'd start a reality based thread. So which turns you on more...a big sweaty jiggly beer gut, or grabbing onto thick tufts of man fur when you pull him close to you (or as close as you get given the beer gut)?
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Old 11-22-2014, 06:37 AM   #2
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I'll take the beer gut. That's something that can be attended to!
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Old 11-22-2014, 07:56 AM   #3
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I would go with hairy back. Spa services cover this and if that's to girly for him I have duct tape
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Old 11-22-2014, 08:09 AM   #4
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Beer gut AND hairy back ??!!
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Old 11-22-2014, 08:44 AM   #5
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Haha I don't mind a man with a bit of meat on them .. And hairy back is never a problem either .. Bring it on ..
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I would go with hairy back. Spa services cover this and if that's to girly for him I have duct tape
Also....super glue and a flyswatter.
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Old 11-22-2014, 09:30 AM   #7
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Er uh um....I'll get back to ya...
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Er uh um....I'll get back to ya...
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Haha I don't mind a man with a bit of meat on them .. And hairy back is never a problem either .. Bring it on ..
Looks like the matchmaker should be setting up me and Luna.
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Old 11-22-2014, 10:08 AM   #10
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Old 11-22-2014, 10:31 AM   #11
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I'm going with a beer gut. Hairy back is a perfect habitat for ticks & lice .. So yeah belly.. Plus one can refuse to put out till the diet ' exercise happens,., for myself that is.. Or clash of the giant walruses!
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How hairy is too hairy? I might be screwed here.
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Don't cause yourself more pain.. resisting it just makes it hurt worse and you know I just hate when that happens
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Also....super glue and a flyswatter.
I haven't had a lot of success keeping it from drying before it lands.... wanna help me perfect my method ???
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Both is fine with me depends who ol it's on is what matters
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How hairy is too hairy? I might be screwed here.
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I'm going with option C. Hairy beer gut please!
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I'm going with option C. Hairy beer gut please!
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I have both. It makes me unique, and a little bit hobbit like.
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Hairy back. I can then inflict pain with hot wax!
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Since we have 2 threads for attractive physical qualities, I thought I'd start a reality based thread. So which turns you on more...a big sweaty jiggly beer gut, or grabbing onto thick tufts of man fur when you pull him close to you (or as close as you get given the beer gut)?
You sure your not fact finding for a match tom? You big hairy lump you xx
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Hairy back, you can lose hair in a split second, the belly may take years
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