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Old 12-18-2017, 03:33 AM   #1451
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Today, tomorrow, yesterday, the answer is the same, zero. If you had asked me 32 years ago when I got married if that would be true I would have told you you were crazy. Oh well.
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Old 12-18-2017, 11:59 AM   #1452
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Well my potential of 3 at the weekend realised as a 2 so not bad
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Old 12-18-2017, 11:59 AM   #1453
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Old 12-18-2017, 12:05 PM   #1454
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Old 12-20-2017, 07:23 PM   #1455
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Just the one
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Old 12-20-2017, 08:43 PM   #1456
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Old 12-20-2017, 08:56 PM   #1457
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Old 01-01-2018, 12:29 PM   #1458
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Two, not a bad start to 2018
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Old 01-01-2018, 12:41 PM   #1459
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Old 01-01-2018, 12:44 PM   #1460
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None yet, but I'm about to
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Old 01-01-2018, 12:44 PM   #1461
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Old 01-01-2018, 03:46 PM   #1462
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None today.

My dogs naked though.
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Old 01-01-2018, 04:26 PM   #1463
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Old 01-01-2018, 04:31 PM   #1464
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Old 01-01-2018, 04:32 PM   #1465
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I'm willing to increase that number
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Old 01-01-2018, 08:30 PM   #1466
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One ...and that hot ass of hers ...it's my downfall!

I can't take it! She a skinny hot chick and she knows it ...and knows I like it ... I feel so 'wupped'~
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Old 01-02-2018, 04:09 PM   #1467
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Old 01-02-2018, 04:28 PM   #1468
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Three.
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Old 01-02-2018, 05:03 PM   #1469
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Old 01-02-2018, 09:09 PM   #1470
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Nope. Just collateral damage from being in a women's locker room.
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Old 01-03-2018, 02:18 PM   #1471
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Does porn count?

Just checking
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Old 01-03-2018, 06:23 PM   #1472
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Old 01-03-2018, 06:54 PM   #1473
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Just my self and that plenty for me .
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Old 01-10-2018, 08:14 PM   #1474
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9


yup I said 9


I'd tell you, but I like the idea of you stressing about figuring it out
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Old 01-10-2018, 08:16 PM   #1475
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Not a single one.
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