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Old 08-25-2017, 06:22 PM   #51
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Old 08-25-2017, 06:25 PM   #52
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Are you with some one else?
At the moment no ?why what did you have in mind !
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Old 08-25-2017, 07:06 PM   #53
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Have you been baptised or circumcised, or both?
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Old 08-25-2017, 07:24 PM   #54
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I always thought you always had problems with a stunded mojo?
Or then again it's probly just the way you walk
we invented thongs my pommy mate...we can walk in anything and go out in anything

thats not true...singlet tops and shorts aren't formal wear in our southern states..

our northern states are where we inbreed and me n jill will be pumpin em out like there is no tomorrow..

she's got good farmers hips ya know
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Old 08-25-2017, 07:25 PM   #55
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Have you been baptised or circumcised, or both?
you know it pervert!

I kept it for you...its like a pendant you can wear on a chain..fancy kind of
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Old 08-25-2017, 07:47 PM   #56
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show me your medical and dental bills please so I know you have regular check ups
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Old 08-26-2017, 06:06 PM   #57
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Have you been baptised or circumcised, or both?
That would make a awsum haircut ???
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Old 08-26-2017, 06:43 PM   #58
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show me your medical and dental bills please so I know you have regular check ups
I had a doc check me out a few weeks back and tell me..oh girl doctor btw..don't laugh..its a thing ...no..seriously..boobs n all....any way say...wow you have lots of gold in there.........then she gave me a sexy smile...

6k that cost me and 3 route canals and 21 sittings and 4 years..

and I said...chicks dig that

she giggled like a girl...but not like a doctor if you get me..

anyhow...worth every cent..worth it I say
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Old 08-26-2017, 09:10 PM   #59
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Is that a good or bad thing?
That would be a good thing darlin'.
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Old 12-18-2017, 04:58 AM   #60
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Old 12-18-2017, 05:48 AM   #61
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Old 12-18-2017, 06:02 AM   #62
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Old 12-21-2017, 10:32 AM   #63
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Old 12-21-2017, 10:32 AM   #64
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Old 12-21-2017, 10:34 AM   #66
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Old 12-21-2017, 04:55 PM   #67
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Old 12-21-2017, 04:56 PM   #68
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Aside from sex what are your goals in life..
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Tell me about a time when you had to handle a difficult task, and change course when something wans't working. Remember it needs to be a specific example of how you eventually helped that person to orgasm.
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Old 12-21-2017, 05:46 PM   #71
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Will dress up as an Orion Slave girl from.Star Trek?
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Old 12-21-2017, 06:16 PM   #72
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Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?
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Old 12-21-2017, 06:22 PM   #73
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With you that s why I am applying
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Old 01-08-2018, 08:39 PM   #74
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Old 01-08-2018, 09:25 PM   #75
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I guess I'd just ask for nationality. Having had girlfriends from many different countries I can say that culture plays an important role in a person's attitude about sex. Like German chicks seem outwardly reserved and modest. And yet I've seen more bondage and kink sex shops there than anywhere else.
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