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Old 11-10-2017, 10:13 PM   #62051
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Aren't rumors sometimes true?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:17 PM   #62052
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Hmmm possibly but aren't they sometimes not?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:19 PM   #62053
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Isn't the truth subjective sometimes?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:19 PM   #62054
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Would that really be truth, then?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:20 PM   #62055
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Lol! Do you always get the truth on a flirting site?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:20 PM   #62056
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Do you get it anywhere?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:22 PM   #62057
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Do you check with multiple sources for your facts?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:23 PM   #62058
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Are two enough?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:26 PM   #62059
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Do you believe everything you hear?
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:26 PM   #62060
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Isn't seeing believing?
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:05 PM   #62061
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Haven't you ever heard? Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see?
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Old 11-11-2017, 11:58 AM   #62062
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What if half is plenty?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:00 PM   #62063
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Oh heavens Robin! Are you saying?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:01 PM   #62064
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Was I talking about Robin or Batman?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:28 PM   #62065
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Hmmm well don't they kinda go hand in hand?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:29 PM   #62066
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what goes hand in hand?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:29 PM   #62067
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Does Batman have big hands?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:30 PM   #62068
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Friendship? Love? Companionship?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:30 PM   #62069
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Lol! Wouldn't you like to know?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:31 PM   #62070
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What about Robin?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:41 PM   #62071
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wasn't Robin a batman wannabe?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:42 PM   #62072
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Is that such a bad aspiration?
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Old 11-11-2017, 10:32 PM   #62073
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There are better role models?
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Old 11-13-2017, 10:39 PM   #62074
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Who else would you pick? Anybody out there fill in as your go to role model?
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Old 11-14-2017, 01:17 PM   #62075
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What if I don't want to say who it is?
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