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Old 11-13-2017, 05:58 PM   #2151
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...that my craigslist ad for sex has only netted me 3 sheep... a goat... and 4 pigs... luckily I was able to start my own farm.
You definitely have the look of an owner of a seedy animal brothel.
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Old 11-13-2017, 06:01 PM   #2152
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You definitely have the look of an owner of a seedy animal brothel.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me today... I can cut you a huge deal!!
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Old 11-13-2017, 06:07 PM   #2153
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Old 11-13-2017, 06:42 PM   #2154
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People that lurk and chime in only to insult.
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Old 11-13-2017, 06:44 PM   #2155
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People that lurk and chime in only to insult.

what do people get out of it
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Old 11-13-2017, 06:48 PM   #2156
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what do people get out of it
A weird creepy factor?
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Old 11-13-2017, 06:53 PM   #2157
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I weird creepy factor?
hey I can be weird, possibly even creepy but I never enjoy having a pop at people
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Old 11-13-2017, 07:39 PM   #2158
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car parkers who want to snuggle with your car... there's a whole parking lot..
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Old 11-13-2017, 07:41 PM   #2159
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Old 11-13-2017, 07:51 PM   #2160
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Fucking rep limit crap. Grrrr
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Old 11-13-2017, 07:57 PM   #2161
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Old 11-13-2017, 08:04 PM   #2162
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Old 11-13-2017, 08:38 PM   #2163
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Old 11-14-2017, 05:18 AM   #2164
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Old 11-14-2017, 09:13 AM   #2165
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Old 11-14-2017, 09:36 AM   #2166
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Old 11-14-2017, 02:24 PM   #2167
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I had a whole paragraph beautifully written, but it's pointless and only would serve to make me seeth further with rage. So, I'll just stomp that anger down and move on with my day. There's no cure for stupid.
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Old 11-15-2017, 02:16 PM   #2168
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The amount of people on here who have NO sense of humor at all?

Geez!..lighten the fck up willya?..you're a long time dead.
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Old 11-15-2017, 03:35 PM   #2169
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Old 11-15-2017, 03:37 PM   #2170
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:08 PM   #2171
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:11 PM   #2172
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:17 PM   #2173
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Old 11-15-2017, 06:23 PM   #2174
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Old 11-15-2017, 07:36 PM   #2175
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