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Old 04-14-2014, 12:53 PM   #26
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Old 04-14-2014, 12:55 PM   #27
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no matter what they say, Crazy Glue is only good for one use. Then the rest of it sticks permanently to itself. Do they have one dose servings?

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Old 04-14-2014, 12:58 PM   #28
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Old 04-14-2014, 12:59 PM   #29
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Old 04-14-2014, 12:59 PM   #30
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are you attracted to intelligence?
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Old 04-14-2014, 01:00 PM   #31
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Old 04-14-2014, 01:01 PM   #32
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Old 04-14-2014, 01:03 PM   #33
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Old 04-14-2014, 01:03 PM   #34
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Old 04-14-2014, 01:21 PM   #35
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Old 04-14-2014, 01:26 PM   #36
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Old 04-14-2014, 01:35 PM   #38
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Old 04-14-2014, 01:41 PM   #39
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Avoid divorce in a lousy housing market? (In other words while there's a liberal in the White House).

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Old 04-14-2014, 01:48 PM   #40
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Old 04-14-2014, 02:00 PM   #43
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Old 04-14-2014, 02:40 PM   #44
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Old 04-14-2014, 02:44 PM   #45
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Old 04-14-2014, 07:05 PM   #46
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Old 04-14-2014, 07:11 PM   #47
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Old 04-14-2014, 07:21 PM   #49
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