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Old 04-20-2018, 09:33 PM   #226
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Meat inspector....your at a party and someone asks what do you do for a living...hmmm...so many jokes!
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Old 04-20-2018, 09:34 PM   #227
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Internet Message Board Moderator....jesus...I would be atrocious at that.
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Old 04-20-2018, 10:02 PM   #228
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Eye surgeon. But I'm willng to give it a try.
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Old 04-20-2018, 10:17 PM   #229
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Car salesman....I couldn’t take advantage of people just to pad my commission. I would be to honest about the value of cars.
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Old 04-22-2018, 08:56 AM   #230
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Social worker I don't think clients would understand "just suck it up."
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Old 04-22-2018, 09:11 AM   #231
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Bullshit detector.

Mine is permanently broken.
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Old 04-22-2018, 11:03 AM   #232
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Old 04-22-2018, 11:36 AM   #233
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Interior designer. I’m too practical for all that fancy shmancy crap.
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Old 04-22-2018, 11:50 AM   #234
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Police Officer... I'm too much of a pussy to do their job and I'd end up being on the news for beating the shit out of the wrong person
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Old 04-22-2018, 12:25 PM   #235
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From the novel Factotum by Charles Bukowski:

As I approached the center of the block there was a man standing outside the doorway of a shop. I walked past.

"Hey, BUDDY!"

I stopped and turned.

"You want a job?"

I walked back to where he stood. Over his shoulder I could see a large dark room. There was a long table with men and women standing on both sides of it. They had hammers with which they pounded objects in front of them. In the gloom the objects appeared to be clams. They smelled like clams. I turned and continued walking down the street.
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Old 05-05-2018, 06:55 PM   #236
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Fisherman. I'd keep letting them go!
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