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Old 02-09-2020, 08:40 PM   #72976
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Can you send me the list of your top ten?
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Old 02-10-2020, 02:26 PM   #72977
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Does David Letterman need to approve it?
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Old 02-10-2020, 08:04 PM   #72978
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Does David Letterman wear a Letterman's jacket?
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:07 PM   #72979
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Was he "Letterman" on The Electric Company in the 1970's?
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Old 02-11-2020, 01:14 PM   #72980
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Who was your favorite character on that show?
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Old 02-13-2020, 08:58 PM   #72981
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What show are we talking about ?
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Old 02-13-2020, 09:01 PM   #72982
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You’ve never seen it?
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Old 02-13-2020, 09:03 PM   #72983
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I've never seen what ?
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Old 02-13-2020, 09:03 PM   #72984
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You didn’t see it last weekend?
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Did I see what you saw ?
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Is it possible to both see the same thing?
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Would a person that's color blind see it the same way as you?
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Old 02-14-2020, 10:19 AM   #72988
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Would you need your glasses on to see it?
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Old 02-14-2020, 03:32 PM   #72989
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How far away is it?
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Old 02-14-2020, 05:32 PM   #72990
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Can you even get there from here?
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Does anyone actually have a paper map in their glove compartment right now?
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Does anyone actually have gloves in their glove compartment?
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Who wears gloves other than baseball players?
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You don’t wear gloves in the winter?
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Am I supposed to ?
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Do your hands get cold?
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Any ideas on how to warm them up?
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Do you have a space heater?
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Wouldn’t an “ earth” heater be better?
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Are you into organic things?
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