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Old 05-23-2013, 01:29 PM   #1
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I kid you not but the human species shares 50% of the same d&a as a banana ?perhaps i should date a pair of mellons.
what d&a do you think the person above shares with ?
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I kid you not but the human species shares 50% of the same d&a as a banana ?perhaps i should date a pair of mellons.
what d&a do you think the person above shares with ?


D&A You're going to have to explain this one, Wayney, my love muffin!
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Old 05-23-2013, 01:31 PM   #3
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Wayney, lovebug, do you mean DNA?
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Old 05-23-2013, 01:36 PM   #4
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Wayney, lovebug, do you mean DNA?
yes dna
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yes dna
oh Wayney....you're like my favorite animal lover
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So that begs the question JaG, what animal do you think Wayney shares the most DNA with?
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oh Wayney....you're like my favorite animal lover
yes but are our dna compatible ?
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So that begs the question JaG, what animal do you think Wayney shares the most DNA with?
That's easy....have you seen his pictures???? he's like a panther....
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I'd read this last week.. and it actually has caused a moment or two of deep thought for me a few times since I read it...
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hey you can peel my banana any time?
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