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Old 03-03-2009, 10:13 PM   #1
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What are your best excuses?? hmmmm...

heres one.. I was posting all night on M&F lol
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:15 PM   #2
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.....see, I met this guy online, and I just want to talk to him ALLLLLL day. *dreamy sigh*
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I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:20 PM   #4
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My poor computer caught a virus, I stayed up all night with it, just so that it wouldn't be alone
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:21 PM   #5
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hmm hhhhh, I think I picked up my computers virus, I cant come in again today...
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:23 PM   #6
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My poor computer caught a virus, I stayed up all night with it, just so that it wouldn't be alone

Oh thats class!!!
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:25 PM   #7
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Ok true story,

In high school you had to have a note from your parents to get back into school if you took a day off.
I asked my mom to write me an "excuse" because I had skipped the day before.... I didn't notice what she wrote, I just grabbed it ran to school turned it into the office.. The secretary started busting out laughing when she read the note. she read it out loud, "Please excuse Fav, the alarm clock fell of the dresser and killed the cat."
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Old 03-04-2009, 10:02 AM   #8
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Im calling in sick coz im LAZY!! lol
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Old 03-04-2009, 10:09 AM   #9
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I am sorry but I just have been diagnosed with Anal Glaucoma

( I just can't see my ass coming in today )
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I am sorry but I just have been diagnosed with Anal Glaucoma

( I just can't see my ass coming in today )
laughing my glaucoma ass off!! Better call in now!!
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Old 03-04-2009, 10:47 AM   #11
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true story...

I was working building floats for Mardi Gras in New Orleans, and like we did every night leading up to the festivities, we all went out drinking. Well, I had lots of fun, got very drunk, and the rest was quite blurry. I woke up next to a pretty hot woman and thought..."damn, must have been a great night!" Problem was, I didn't know where I was, or who she was. So, I woke her up, asked where we were...long story short...Tabitha (thank god she left her license on the nightstand) took me back to her place in Baton Rouge...some 60 miles away. I called in to my boss and explained the situation and wound up the conversation with..."I won't be in for a few days according to Tabitha, she has some other things she still wants to try." I didn't go to work the next 3 days.
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Here's a true story too...

I had an employee who called in sick, because he was locked INSIDE his house. Yes...I said INSIDE. He was a frontline, minimum wage employee, who was living in his sister's house while in town. He said that his sister and her husband left for work, and locked all the doors, which were all key locked and he didn't have a key. Wait...it gets better...I told him him to climb out of a window, and he said that he couldn't because the phone he was using was on the second floor.
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