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Old 03-02-2017, 01:10 PM   #1
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...your mother at a truck stop"


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Old 03-02-2017, 01:11 PM   #2
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Like Trump is trying to suppress all this fake news
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Old 03-02-2017, 01:13 PM   #3
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I said oh boy.. are we homeless now?? an old friend used to say that when it was down..
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Old 03-02-2017, 01:14 PM   #4
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like your lights just went off.
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Old 03-02-2017, 01:15 PM   #5
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A goose shot outta the sky..lol
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Old 03-02-2017, 01:15 PM   #6
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Wow! Wow! I so want to! Lol! Naw....
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Old 03-02-2017, 01:19 PM   #7
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like oh scrap he is home.
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Old 03-02-2017, 01:36 PM   #8
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HARD4U69.

Also, happy birthday sir.
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Old 03-02-2017, 01:56 PM   #9
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like a dick that saw his mother in law
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Old 03-02-2017, 05:18 PM   #10
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...Trump nominees withdrawing their names for consideration
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Old 03-02-2017, 08:39 PM   #11
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a 2 dollar hooker?
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Old 03-02-2017, 08:44 PM   #12
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it was poof of magic .
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Old 03-02-2017, 08:52 PM   #13
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Old 03-02-2017, 08:57 PM   #14
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a lucky man.
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Old 03-02-2017, 09:06 PM   #15
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at first I thought but why Tommy..but now I like it..good on ya.

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a sack of shit...


you made this to keep me happy. Good when they toughen up they say.

while I have your attention..quiet please. What goes 200mile an hour and is red and green?


a frog in a blender!
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you should have taken my advice and stayed down.


if we get in shit for this who you want to blame??? the members sound ok by you?
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the guy who has to sleep on the top bunk.


I said the other day I want to try jail sex.....dunno why I was just expecting more chicks or something. Speaking of chicks. We sure need to do a decent recruitment drive soon or I want them back.

this is low, even by your standards...hehehe
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Old 03-03-2017, 07:24 PM   #19
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Like a sot on a sobriety test.
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Old 03-03-2017, 07:34 PM   #21
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The Shak had extra quota of members that day they blew a gasket
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