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Old 09-29-2008, 06:23 PM   #1
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Default 10 important men in a womans life

1) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."
3) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."
4) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
5) The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6) The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."
7) The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
8) The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
9) The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10) The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
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Old 09-29-2008, 06:26 PM   #2
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That is perfect..The hunter is my favorite..lol
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Old 09-29-2008, 06:28 PM   #3
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LOL! The hunter is my favorite too!
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Old 09-29-2008, 06:31 PM   #4
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: I'm shit out of luck...I had a police officer as FWB, but I sent him away, he was looking for a little more then what I was into...I guess one of us didn't go by the book.
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Old 09-29-2008, 06:44 PM   #5
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Ohhhh I have a favorite but will take them all
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:45 PM   #6
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I knew I made the wrong career choice!
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:50 PM   #7
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Wow... May I Have One Of Each Please!!
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