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Old 07-13-2018, 06:38 PM   #2551
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that even made ME throw up in my mouth a little
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:04 PM   #2552
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Judgmental fucks. Oooof...they wind me up!
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Old 07-15-2018, 02:45 PM   #2553
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When I get wrapped around axles about things that do not have any consequence and I plot my evil scheme in my head, ready to fire with both barrels. I take my mark, prepared to do battle or rage, doesn't matter really.

Then at the last minute I decide it's not worth it because in the end it's of no consequence. Why do I insist on going around in that circle? Why can't I just stay at it's of no consequence?

Cuz I'm grrr worthy.

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Old 07-15-2018, 05:23 PM   #2554
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This guy that I dated over a year ago still won’t leave me alone. I’ve been blunt with him. He says he understands. But slowly he creeps back and tries to cross the line. I’ve been too nice. Time to block the number and not worry about his feelings anymore.
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Old 07-15-2018, 09:56 PM   #2555
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Old 07-16-2018, 01:18 AM   #2556
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Old 07-16-2018, 06:48 AM   #2557
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This guy that I dated over a year ago still wonít leave me alone. Iíve been blunt with him. He says he understands. But slowly he creeps back and tries to cross the line. Iíve been too nice. Time to block the number and not worry about his feelings anymore.
That a girl! If they make your life harder, they gots to go! Proud of you girl! Way to stay strong!
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Old 07-16-2018, 07:50 PM   #2558
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I agree, don't you have one coming up??
Touchť, but I don't wanna go!
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Old 07-19-2018, 01:03 PM   #2559
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Rudeness, it isn't called for ever. You don't ever know what another person is going through, a simple kindness could mean the world to someone, so be nice!
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Old 07-19-2018, 01:12 PM   #2560
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Old 07-19-2018, 03:13 PM   #2561
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I literally have a pain in the neck. It’s some sort of muscle injury.
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Old 07-19-2018, 03:16 PM   #2562
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Old 07-19-2018, 03:24 PM   #2563
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I’m irritated the showem thread is getting cold. It needs some attention y’all.
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Old 07-19-2018, 04:46 PM   #2564
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Hearing about two people that I love very much separated and the fact that two small children are the one who going to be hurt the most.
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Old 07-19-2018, 05:05 PM   #2565
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Hey! SK and I both posted there... what else do you want?
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I see your #1 rule Gabs. And I see all you ladies that liked her post. Well DJ has a few rules of his own.

Rule #2 Whatever DJ says DJ should get. Ok Gabs I already know not to ask for head start. Iím already running but my ass is zig zaggin...I know not to run in a straight line.
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I see your #1 rule Gabs. And I see all you ladies that liked her post. Well DJ has a few rules of his own.

Rule #2 Whatever DJ says DJ should get. Ok Gabs I already know not to ask for head start. Iím already running but my ass is zig zaggin...I know not to run in a straight line.
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Oh no! I got two to dodge! Good thing Iím in shape.

Listen ladies sounds like yíall are upset ...if you need to get something off your chest lose those tops! And bras if you need to. Itís therapeutic to let it out.

Damn Iím a have to run faster!
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I thought the #1 rule was you don't quote the goods




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DJ you better know how to flip, cartwheel and climb buildings too cuz these women are about to eat you alive!! You like to learn the hard way...don’t ya?

Maybe that’s the draw between us.
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Plus I am a greedy bitch. I donít do requests for nobody.

I freely show my bare skin to DJ...oh wait. Now Iím confused. That guy has it made!
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DJ you better know how to flip, cartwheel and climb buildings too cuz these women are about to eat you alive!! You like to learn the hard way...donít ya?

Maybe thatís the draw between us.
How many guys do you think read that and thought blowjob????
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