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Old 02-07-2012, 06:59 AM   #25001
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her cowboy boots help her run,
straight to my loaded gun....
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Old 02-07-2012, 07:02 AM   #25002
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So ya wanna play cowboy and cowgirl, am I to assume so,
Grab your lasso and let's give it a go.
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Old 02-07-2012, 07:04 AM   #25003
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with you in those boots the firat time I saw,
all I did was smile and say, yeehaw!!
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Old 02-07-2012, 01:05 PM   #25004
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If you want to charm women watch this guy's game.
He's got the wit, he's got the rhymes, and Big O's his name.
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Old 02-07-2012, 01:14 PM   #25005
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Have to watch that Big O, he's a smart as a whip,
He will reel you in and then ask you to strip......
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Old 02-07-2012, 01:22 PM   #25006
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I love to see Savvy on this thread but alas,
Look at herů out of my league, out of my class.
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Old 02-07-2012, 01:27 PM   #25007
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What a strange thing to say, Lucky, I am but a wee, irish lass,
Who can meet on even ground in everyone's class.......
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Old 02-07-2012, 01:42 PM   #25008
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Beauty's a thing that can make a moment stand still --
But wait, that's the kind of rhyme that makes you ill.
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Old 02-07-2012, 01:44 PM   #25009
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Seems as though you think me crass,
I shall avoid you with my sass.........
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Old 02-07-2012, 01:55 PM   #25010
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Savvy's on this thread to talk of her sass.
And I'm on it too, but to talk of herů charms.
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Old 02-07-2012, 04:08 PM   #25011
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Lucky, you have a lot about Savvy to learn,
like she could send you to hell and watch you burn....
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Old 02-07-2012, 04:16 PM   #25012
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Like I said, Big O, I'm here to learn from the master.
If I'm going to hell, make it sooner and faster.
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Old 02-07-2012, 05:20 PM   #25013
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I look at your face and take you to school

I tell you right now I don't like no bull.
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Old 02-07-2012, 05:37 PM   #25014
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Perhaps you mean mistress, be ye masters of mankind,
And if you don't behave, I may paddle your behind.
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Old 02-07-2012, 05:45 PM   #25015
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Perhaps you mean mistress, be ye masters of mankind,
And if you don't behave, I may paddle your behind.

You had me at "Perhaps"
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Old 02-07-2012, 06:00 PM   #25016
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I'm looking at MishMash and, no fooling around,
He's also a guy I'm sure is hellbound.
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Old 02-07-2012, 06:02 PM   #25017
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It appears as though mishmash is a man of distinction,
I wonder what year he will be forced into extinction......
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Old 02-07-2012, 07:22 PM   #25018
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there you go talking about death and destruction.
a firey hell from your construction...
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Old 02-07-2012, 07:46 PM   #25019
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So sayeth the girl who lives in drywall dust abound,
Amidst the 2x4's that are laying around..............
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Old 02-07-2012, 07:49 PM   #25020
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how about you leave those legs lying by me?
I'll spread them around so your ***** I can see
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:03 PM   #25021
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You are full of piss and vinegar, I see that much is true,
But things are sealed up tight tonight, you won't be getting voo voo.

lol
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:06 PM   #25022
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well tomorrow I'll get lucky I may,
cause I know you like to hold out for hump day....
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:16 PM   #25023
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Hump Day is great and so special to me,
You can hump all day, that is the key....
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:20 PM   #25024
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well then you better be here early and ready for me,
cause I'll be caffinated, up, and ready for thee...
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:22 PM   #25025
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Don't wear those green boxers, the ones with the big hole,
Or you will be yanking alone on your pole.
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