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Old 10-09-2010, 06:37 PM   #2501
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We will spend our days together just as I first had dreamed
Ending up this way isn't to me what it first seemed
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Old 10-09-2010, 06:42 PM   #2502
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Laying next to you in bed each night and seeing your sweet smile
Will help me realize that all the paths of this life have been worthwhile
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Old 10-09-2010, 09:12 PM   #2503
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To look at how we got to this day, what has led us here
Makes me wonder what we did and when to make us want to be near
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Old 10-09-2010, 09:14 PM   #2504
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For me, your words struck a chord deep inside of me
Once I acknowledged that one fact is when this came to be
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Old 10-10-2010, 11:19 AM   #2505
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Katy you did it so well with me
my mood is permanently glee
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Old 10-10-2010, 11:45 AM   #2506
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baldman has really made my day
he knows just the right thing to say
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Old 10-10-2010, 11:49 AM   #2507
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Tina to see you hear makes me so happy
I can't help it if that makes me sound sappy
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Old 10-10-2010, 01:16 PM   #2508
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katy's a girl that reminds me of heaven
why stop at ten, when you can give her eleven?
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Old 10-10-2010, 01:19 PM   #2509
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Xan your fixation with my eleven gives me pause
Is it because you feel it goes against sex's natural laws?
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Old 10-10-2010, 06:32 PM   #2510
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Katy is an eleven on a scale of one to ten
Suffice it to say I am lucky to be her choice among men
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Old 10-11-2010, 07:09 AM   #2511
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He captured Katy's heart fair and square
It appears to me they make a 'elluva pair
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Old 10-11-2010, 07:19 AM   #2512
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she lives way up north where the snow will soon cover the place..
but i bet she is down south basking in the sun..with a smile on her beautiful face
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:39 AM   #2513
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she lives way up north where the snow will soon cover the place..
but i bet she is down south basking in the sun..with a smile on her beautiful face
Fishin in the nude can be such a joy

Unless a snappin turtle comes along and grabs what makes you a boy
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Old 10-11-2010, 12:28 PM   #2514
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I think oldandnaked is a nudist at heart
I, for one, appreciate him not showing one part
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Old 10-11-2010, 12:52 PM   #2515
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Bryan, not wanting to see that "one part" is no disgrace

The reason I don't show it isn't due to modesty, but lack of space
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Old 10-11-2010, 12:56 PM   #2516
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Bryan, not wanting to see that "one part" is no disgrace

The reason I don't show it isn't due to modesty, but lack of space
lol that made me laugh!
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Old 10-11-2010, 12:59 PM   #2517
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Old and naked brags about his one part,
Is it so big that you have to use a cart??
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Old 10-11-2010, 01:01 PM   #2518
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That I'm hung like a horse is no baloney

Unfortunately the equine of which I speak is a Shetland Pony
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:49 PM   #2519
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Your rhyme brought out quite the laugh
Glad the pun was not on my behalf
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:54 PM   #2520
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Icblu2, you are icy and such a cool thing
You almost give me frostbite and when thawing it starts to sting
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:03 PM   #2521
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katydid2, it is again so nice to always see you here
You're such a breath of freash air my dear
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:05 PM   #2522
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It never ceases to amaze the rhyming topics here on this site
Do you all lie awake and think of these during the night?
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:09 PM   #2523
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But of course we do, in the darkness of the night
there's really nothing else to hold back the fear or fright
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:33 PM   #2524
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We rhyme because what else can we do?
For you to get to me and me to get to you?
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:35 PM   #2525
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I am covered with poems from katydid2, both above and below me
Making words rhyme is very simple when people are as playful as you can be
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